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The 17 Funniest Tweets About Books In 2015

"The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club."

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If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works

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this series really ran out of steam after the second book

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I'm sorry Mrs Jackson (ooh) / it's our town's deal / sorry our stones made yr daughter die / but the lottery makes the corn grow high

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Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo

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"I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"

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divergent 2: insurgent divergent 3: convergent divergent 4: emergent divergent 5: its urgent divergent 6: im a surgeon divergent 7: sturgeon

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The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no tolkien about The Hobbit Club.

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Not to brag, but I sigh as deeply and frequently as the average heroine in a Jane Austen novel.

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[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after" Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"

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Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club

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Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn’t go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it

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hey Dickens, were the times good or were they bad, you flip-flopping piece of garbage good-or-bad-times waffling ass motherfucker

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- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7

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14.

Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense

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"The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note

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Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring

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Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far.

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