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The 17 Funniest Tweets About Books In 2015

"The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club."


If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works


this series really ran out of steam after the second book


I'm sorry Mrs Jackson (ooh) / it's our town's deal / sorry our stones made yr daughter die / but the lottery makes the corn grow high


Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo


"I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"


divergent 2: insurgent divergent 3: convergent divergent 4: emergent divergent 5: its urgent divergent 6: im a surgeon divergent 7: sturgeon


The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no tolkien about The Hobbit Club.


Not to brag, but I sigh as deeply and frequently as the average heroine in a Jane Austen novel.


[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after" Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"


Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club


Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn’t go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it


hey Dickens, were the times good or were they bad, you flip-flopping piece of garbage good-or-bad-times waffling ass motherfucker


- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7


Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense


"The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note


Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring


Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far.

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