Books·Posted on Nov 30, 2015The 17 Funniest Tweets About Books In 2015"The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works 04:05 AM - 16 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lawblob @lawblob this series really ran out of steam after the second book 10:16 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln I'm sorry Mrs Jackson (ooh) / it's our town's deal / sorry our stones made yr daughter die / but the lottery makes the corn grow high 02:06 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. chuuch @ch000ch Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo 10:35 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. dan mentos @DanMentos "I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked" 03:40 AM - 04 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jomny sun @jonnysun divergent 2: insurgent divergent 3: convergent divergent 4: emergent divergent 5: its urgent divergent 6: im a surgeon divergent 7: sturgeon 04:30 PM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no tolkien about The Hobbit Club. 07:23 AM - 02 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Not to brag, but I sigh as deeply and frequently as the average heroine in a Jane Austen novel. 07:17 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ollie Garch @ojedge [first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after" Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'" 08:05 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club 09:16 PM - 23 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1 Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn’t go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it 06:02 PM - 25 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. CARELORD THANKSGIVER @Tormny_Pickeals hey Dickens, were the times good or were they bad, you flip-flopping piece of garbage good-or-bad-times waffling ass motherfucker 04:35 PM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gold Mantis @fujichia - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7 12:26 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. DaddyJew @DaddyJew Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense 10:21 PM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. maura quint @behindyourback "The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note 12:26 AM - 11 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring 12:07 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. hrtbps @hrtbps Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far. 08:20 PM - 21 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Can’t get enough book buzz? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Books newsletter!