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Fifty Shades Of Gandalf The Grey

"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure..."

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"So this is just an interview for the newspaper..."

"Gandalf? Yes."

"That is what they used to call me."

"I just have a couple of questions."

"Gandalf the Grey. That was my name."

"Mr. Grey will see you now."

"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure..."

"What was he like?" "He was polite..."

"Speak, friend, and enter."

"Intense, smart..."

"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!"

"Really intimidating."

"Now, you'll have to do as you're told!"

"Do you have any interests outside of work?"

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor."

"I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves... Men... and Orcs."

"There's really not much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

"Good... well, that's good."

"To what do you owe your success?"

"Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers."

"It must be really boring."

"What is it you fear?"

"It will be very good for you... and most amusing for me."

"Home is now behind you. The world is ahead."

"The world is not in your books and maps. It's out there."

"Enlighten me, then."

"It's the deep breath before the plunge."