Are You Dating A Garbage Person Or An Actual Pile Of Garbage?
Congratulations, you are probably dating a decent human being who is definitely not an actual pile of garbage! Good job! Well done! Proud of you!
Congratulations, you are dating a garbage person!! I am so sorry! You deserve to date a decent human being. If they continue to treat you poorly after you let them know how you feel, it might be time to ~take out the trash~!
Congratulations, you are dating an actual pile of garbage!! You might not know it but you are dating a literal heap of trash! If that's what makes you happy, you do you!