"I just really don't want this to be...a prank."
"Hooters brings everybody together."
"I ONLY use Tinder when I'm pooping."
"Realize that you deserve to be the VIP as much as anyone else."
Love goals, baby, love goals! (Sung to the tune of "Love Shack.")
"I have fashion and now I’m going to give Mommy some fashion!"
"I've never met a kid who likes spinach!"
What about getting caught bumping uglies with your hubby? Let these parents shower you with their wisdom on defusing awkward moments with the kiddos.
“In Peru, we believe it gives you the power of a tiger.”
“NO! DON’T PICK THAT ONE! Just kidding, pick whatever you want.”
“If this ice cream is turkey flavored, I’m going to barf.”
Four women test four different long-wear lipsticks through a series of events.
"He's my best friend...but don't tell him that!"
“You don’t get tired of fried food, you just have to stop eating it or you’ll die.”