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Super Clever Emoji Euphemisms For Sex

Because there are times when it's inappropriate to say/text sex, but you still wanna talk about it. AND peach, eggplant emojis are way too obvious.

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1. Banging

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Apple

Bang Bang? LOL

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2. Sleeping with someone

Yes. It has to be TWO of the sleeping emoji

because the phrase is "slept with SOMEONE."

3. Shakespeare's metaphor for "beast with two backs"

This one May be the most obvious one from this post so use it extra cautiously.
Via pix.iemoji.com

This one May be the most obvious one from this post so use it extra cautiously.

4. Doing the Nasty

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Apple

I don't know about you, but I think poking poop(or the hole that it comes out of) is nasty.

5. Put it in the hole

Now if you put A or V in front of it, we'll know which hole you're talking about.
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Now if you put A or V in front of it, we'll know which hole you're talking about.

Plug it in works too, I guess.
Apple / Via images.complex.com

Plug it in works too, I guess.

6. Drive it in the Parking Space

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Apple

.... Technically, you don't even need the puff of air at the end, but....... you know what I mean

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take a meditation class and do a mental cleanse.

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