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5 Stages Of Being A Stoner

Because there's nothing like Ms. Mary-Jane and 420 IS COMING

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1. Heavy Coughing

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You're new at this. Inhaling smoke irritates your throat.

You take a bigger hit than you desired, get way too high, and you don't understand why people do this.

2. Smoking with Friends

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You're not the biggest fan of weed, but your friends like it, so you go with it.

And you're kind of a people-pleaser.

Plus #college.

3. You Get It

NOW YOU GET WHY PEOPLE SMOKE.

Weed IS awesome: Unlike alc, no hangovers, food tastes fucking amazing, and it helps sleep suuuuuper well.

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BUT you just go for it every now and then. NOT ENOUGH to be called a stoner.

I mean, it still makes you cough painfully :(

4. Stoner

DAAAAAMN that shit is GOOOOOD

You're very GRATEFULthat your friends got you hooked because DAAAAAMNNNN

Life without weed was meaningless, I tell you. MEANINGLESS

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You got lucky and tried medical marijuana. That Shit Is Strong

(For those of you who don't know, sandwiches = weed in How I met Your Mother)

5. Contemplation

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You got a legitimate job, got into some kind of grad school, or you're having a child.

It got you thinking....

There is the whole "pee in the cup" thing every few months, and now you're contemplating if it's worth the trouble.

Whatever decision you make, you'll always be a stoner at heart.

Of course, if the society changes its perspective on weed, and it becomes legal, STAGE 5 MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST.
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Of course, if the society changes its perspective on weed, and it becomes legal,

STAGE 5 MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST.

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