5. You’re well aware that vodka is the solution to any dilemma.
Try to tell me it isn’t.
9. You have the perfect cure for when you’re having a bad day.
Sounds like perfection to me.
14. You’re kind of a foodie.
RIP Shakespeare. :’(
15. You’re a total rebel.
You’re so naughty!
16. You have an uncanny ability to make up your own words.
Makes sense to me.
18. You’re incredibly rational.
21. You’re able to exclaim anger and disbelief so eloquently.
Try to find a better phrase to sum up those emotions. You can’t.
22. You’re the snazziest dresser among your friends.
So much gingham. So many pastels.
23. You know you’re smarter than all of your friends.
Unless those friends also happen to wear glasses.
24. You value cleanliness.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
And the classic: I am so unimpressed with everything right now.
- Tens of thousands of people are gathered for the Women's March On Washington, and marches are being held worldwide in solidarity.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸