5. You’re well aware that vodka is the solution to any dilemma.
Try to tell me it isn’t.
9. You have the perfect cure for when you’re having a bad day.
Sounds like perfection to me.
14. You’re kind of a foodie.
RIP Shakespeare. :’(
15. You’re a total rebel.
You’re so naughty!
16. You have an uncanny ability to make up your own words.
Makes sense to me.
18. You’re incredibly rational.
21. You’re able to exclaim anger and disbelief so eloquently.
Try to find a better phrase to sum up those emotions. You can’t.
22. You’re the snazziest dresser among your friends.
So much gingham. So many pastels.
23. You know you’re smarter than all of your friends.
Unless those friends also happen to wear glasses.
24. You value cleanliness.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
And the classic: I am so unimpressed with everything right now.
- Donald Trump's supporters think his comments about Miss Universe are no big deal.
- This is no illusion: Lady Gaga confirmed she's headlining the Super Bowl halftime show in February 🏈🎉
- One person died and more than 100 others were injured after a commuter train crashed into a New Jersey Transit station in Hoboken.
- Asos workers at the heart of its global retail empire say they're being treated like machines to deliver fast fashion.