5. You’re well aware that vodka is the solution to any dilemma.
Try to tell me it isn’t.
9. You have the perfect cure for when you’re having a bad day.
Sounds like perfection to me.
14. You’re kind of a foodie.
RIP Shakespeare. :’(
15. You’re a total rebel.
You’re so naughty!
16. You have an uncanny ability to make up your own words.
Makes sense to me.
18. You’re incredibly rational.
21. You’re able to exclaim anger and disbelief so eloquently.
Try to find a better phrase to sum up those emotions. You can’t.
22. You’re the snazziest dresser among your friends.
So much gingham. So many pastels.
23. You know you’re smarter than all of your friends.
Unless those friends also happen to wear glasses.
24. You value cleanliness.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
And the classic: I am so unimpressed with everything right now.
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