1. You've got wicked awesome dance moves.
2. You know your worth.
3. You readily admit you're a terrible person.
4. And your friends admire your terribleness.
5. You're well aware that vodka is the solution to any dilemma.
6. But if you happen to solve too many dilemmas with vodka you know how to perfectly sum up your hangover.
7. You know how to deliver a sick burn.
8. Religion doesn't make a whole lot of sense to you.
9. You have the perfect cure for when you're having a bad day.
10. No one understands how hard life is for you.
11. You have an appreciation for using your phone as an actual phone.
12. You like to be in control.
13. You know who is really important in life.
14. You're kind of a foodie.
15. You're a total rebel.
16. You have an uncanny ability to make up your own words.
17. You're the best at fantasy football.
18. You're incredibly rational.
19. You aren't afraid to show some PDA.
20. You have your own catchphrase...
21. You're able to exclaim anger and disbelief so eloquently.
22. You're the snazziest dresser among your friends.
23. You know you're smarter than all of your friends.
24. You value cleanliness.
25. But most of all you can show a full range of emotions without saying a word.
26. So go forth shit-sippers because deep down you know...
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