Time has actually come to a complete stop. Via memecenter.com Pretty sure the last semester has to be the slowest thing of all time. Ever. Procrastination is the only thing you're good at anymore. Via cheezburger.com And making excuses. You're probably pretty good at that too. You have a scripted answer to the dreaded question, "So, what are you doing next?" Even if you have no idea. Via studypods.com Although, a loaded gun might be a more effective strategy at this point. You know and fear the date your student loan repayment begins. Via blogs.westword.com It's like a looming Armageddon, and that's pretty much the only way you're getting out of it. You've contemplated bartending as a viable career choice. Via thefw.com Because they're actually paid more than the starting salary in your field. Or because you can't find a job in general... You can no longer sympathize with anyone complaining about writing a 3 page final. Via weknowmemes.com I have two words for you: thesis project. Until you have written one of these your complaints are irrelevant. You have no idea how you are going to function on a normal 9-5 schedule. Via memecrunch.com There is not enough Starbuck's in the world for 9am... You no longer bother to shower or even get dressed for class. Via konataizumi678.deviantart.com Let's just be honest. You probably lost all self-respect at the bar last weekend.... what's the point? You're bitter that you have to pay for graduation. Via knowyourmeme.com Yeah. After you pay thousands of dollars to attend, you then have to give them money to let you leave. It's basically a hostage situation for your diploma. You no longer have any f---s to give. Via pandawhale.com None. So, congratulations you're almost done. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com Welcome to the real world... way to think that one through.