1. Women wielding swords are much cooler than those shooting guns. Via blog.zap2it.com Let's just be honest. If the zombie's ever do rise up, I got my eye on the first available samurai sword. And a horse. Can't forget the horse. 2. Kids that don't follow any rules survive despite the laws of physics, statistics and natural selection. Via themetapicture.com Carl... Where's Carl? Don't worry... he's a pain in the ass so he should be fine. 3. Best Friends are great, until you need to put a bullet in their head. Via thesnarkingdead.tumblr.com Trust no one, especially if you are in a coma. 4. Don't trust anyone that gives himself a nickname like "The Governor." Via blastr.com Or wears an eye-patch for that matter. 5. People do weird shit when they are grieving. Via redplanetz.com Best to leave them be before things get out of control... 6. Tweens are vicious little beings that shouldn't be left alone. Via whysewnerdy.wordpress.com Especially with baby bunnies, baby humans... Really anything with the word "baby" next to it. 7. The more times a man shoots a crossbow, the hotter he gets. Via spoilthedead.com Crossbows. Bitches love crossbows. 8. Family bonds are the strongest. Via quickmeme.com Unless you're related to Lori, then all bets are off. 9. Sweaty, greasy, dirty people never get zits. Via thevine.com.au The upside of the zombie apocalypse... 10. It's human nature to fire an AK-47, rocket launcher, rifle or shot gun without any training. Via realgamernewz.com Don't worry, when the time comes you'll figure it out. 11. If you have something people want, they will try and take it. Via memecrunch.com And all diplomatic efforts will be decapitated... Ahem, Hershel. 12. Never trust a man to tell you your husband is dead. Via allvoices.com I'm no doctor, but I think a second opinion was warranted. 13. If you are good at getting into trouble, someone will always be there to save you. Via portable.tv Until your son just needs to kill you. 14. People are extremely ugly when they cry. Via funnyordie.com Oh, the emotion. 15. People can become accustomed to anything. Via themarysue.com Dear Diary,I love our prison and being strapped with a baby that isn't mine. I love my life. Sincerely,Beth 16. A man with a baby is truly the sexiest thing ever. Via hushcomics.com I got nothing. 17. People can still surprise you. Via geek.cheezburger.com I didn't say they were all good surprises. 18. Everybody thinks they will be one of the survivors. Via theofantastique.com Really? Are the odds really in your favor?