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18 Things The Walking Dead Taught Me About People

In lieu of the fantastical return of AMC's The Walking Dead, I thought I would share what this show really tells us about humanity.

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1. Women wielding swords are much cooler than those shooting guns.

Let's just be honest. If the zombie's ever do rise up, I got my eye on the first available samurai sword. And a horse. Can't forget the horse.
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Let's just be honest. If the zombie's ever do rise up, I got my eye on the first available samurai sword. And a horse. Can't forget the horse.

2. Kids that don't follow any rules survive despite the laws of physics, statistics and natural selection.

Carl... Where's Carl? Don't worry... he's a pain in the ass so he should be fine.
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Carl... Where's Carl? Don't worry... he's a pain in the ass so he should be fine.

3. Best Friends are great, until you need to put a bullet in their head.

Trust no one, especially if you are in a coma.
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Trust no one, especially if you are in a coma.

4. Don't trust anyone that gives himself a nickname like "The Governor."

Or wears an eye-patch for that matter.
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Or wears an eye-patch for that matter.

5. People do weird shit when they are grieving.

Best to leave them be before things get out of control...
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Best to leave them be before things get out of control...

6. Tweens are vicious little beings that shouldn't be left alone.

Especially with baby bunnies, baby humans... Really anything with the word "baby" next to it.
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Especially with baby bunnies, baby humans... Really anything with the word "baby" next to it.

7. The more times a man shoots a crossbow, the hotter he gets.

Crossbows. Bitches love crossbows.
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Crossbows. Bitches love crossbows.

8. Family bonds are the strongest.

Unless you're related to Lori, then all bets are off.
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Unless you're related to Lori, then all bets are off.

9. Sweaty, greasy, dirty people never get zits.

The upside of the zombie apocalypse...
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The upside of the zombie apocalypse...

10. It's human nature to fire an AK-47, rocket launcher, rifle or shot gun without any training.

Don't worry, when the time comes you'll figure it out.
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Don't worry, when the time comes you'll figure it out.

11. If you have something people want, they will try and take it.

And all diplomatic efforts will be decapitated... Ahem, Hershel.
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And all diplomatic efforts will be decapitated... Ahem, Hershel.

12. Never trust a man to tell you your husband is dead.

I'm no doctor, but I think a second opinion was warranted.
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I'm no doctor, but I think a second opinion was warranted.

13. If you are good at getting into trouble, someone will always be there to save you.

Until your son just needs to kill you.
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Until your son just needs to kill you.

14. People are extremely ugly when they cry.

Oh, the emotion.
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Oh, the emotion.

15. People can become accustomed to anything.

Dear Diary,I love our prison and being strapped with a baby that isn't mine. I love my life. Sincerely,Beth
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Dear Diary,

I love our prison and being strapped with a baby that isn't mine. I love my life.

Sincerely,

Beth

16. A man with a baby is truly the sexiest thing ever.

I got nothing.
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I got nothing.

17. People can still surprise you.

I didn't say they were all good surprises.
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I didn't say they were all good surprises.

18. Everybody thinks they will be one of the survivors.

Really? Are the odds really in your favor?
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Really? Are the odds really in your favor?

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