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Things Dr Cox Cares As Little About As Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Splitting

I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as another not so devastating celebrity split.

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1. Low-carb diets

2. Michael Moore

3. Republican National Convention

4. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products

5. Hi-def TVs

6. The Bush daughters


12. Danny Gans

13. The Latin Grammys

14. The real Grammys

15. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much

16. The Yankees payroll

17. All the red states

18. All the blue states

19. Every hybrid car

20. Every talk show host

21. Everything on the planet

22. Everything in the solar system

23. everything everything everything everything everything everything, everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions


24. And Hugh Jackman.

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