These Workplace Stories Are So Wild You Will Barely Believe Them

    Nobody will blame you if you call in sick tomorrow after reading this.

    Jamie Spain
    by Jamie Spain

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. These 23 Wild Work Stories Will Make You Never Want to Work Again

    Tiffany and Tyra on "America's Next Top Model"
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    "I was told by my boss and administrator to put on more makeup because I looked sick and tired." Check out the post here.

    2. 21 Cringeworthy Things People's Bosses Actually Said to Them

    Jennifer Lawrence on "Passengers" and the words "My boss told me that I shouldn't be eating a banana at work, because penises."
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    "My boss told me I 'dropped the ball' by going into labor on my due date." Check out the post here.

    3. 23 Workplace Horror Stories That'll Make You Say, "WTAF?????"

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    "My coworker wants us to call her boyfriend her 'master.'" Check out the post here.

    4. People Shared the Weirdest Things They've Seen Their Coworkers Do, and Honestly It's a Lot

    Kourtney Kardashian looking shocked and the words "My coworker put a stool sample in our company fridge."
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    "I once had a coworker shave her legs during a meeting." Check out the post here.

    5. 15 People Who Pranked the Hell Out of Their Bosses and Somehow Managed Not to Get Fired

    Michael on "The Office" with the words "Nope. Don't Like That." and car with the words "I'm the man"
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    "These employee froze their boss's favorite mug in a bowl of Jell-O." Check out the post here.

    6. 18 WTF Things People Have Done at Work That'll Make You Scream, "FIRE THEM!"

    Jay on "America's Next Top Model" with the words "A coworker of mine brought in a live tree to our already tiny office (closet-sized) to work. She had cut it down from the side of the road."
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    "An old coworker once picked his ear wax and ate it. Me and my boss saw it unfold and looked at each other in horror." Check out the post here.

    7. 15 Work Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe to Your Core

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    "I tried to tell a coworker 'hello' one morning, but it came out as 'howl.' He misheard me and thought I had 'meowed' at him. So he politely 'meowed' back to me." Check out the post here.

    8. 17 Petty Coworker Stories That Are Actually Kinda Fucked Up

    Ron Swanson from "Parks and Recreation" and Kelly from "The Office"
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    "I resigned after months of torture by my nasty boss. I emptied the shampoo in his office bathroom, peed in it, and put it back." Check out the post here.

    9. People Shared Horror Stories From Their First Jobs and They Are Wild

    Chicken tenders with the words "A woman told me she was going to call the police because her chicken tenders were cold, and sure enough she did."
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    "My first job was as a dishwasher. I had to scrape plates and wash the dishes. A few weeks into the job, while I was cleaning out a salsa bowl, my boss ripped me for throwing out the salsa that customers had used." Check out the post here.

    10. I Almost Fell Out of My Chair Reading These Unprofessional Things People Have Done at Work

    Donna from "Parks and Recreation" looking confused
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    "The girl sitting next to me roasted a whole chicken at her desk. Took four hours, but lunch was smacking." Check out the post here.

    11. 17 Embarrassing AF Things That Have Actually Happened to People Working in an Office

    Michael from "The Office" and Tahani from "The Good Place" with the words "My work BFF meant to send me a text about another co-worker but accidentally sent it to our office group chat."
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    "I was brand-new and sitting at someone’s desk getting trained. Without thinking, I picked up their mug and took a sip. They looked and me and said, 'Enjoying my coffee?'" Check out the post here.

    12. 17 Office Hookup Horror Stories That'll Make You Stay Single Forever

    A woman stands next to a man who's sitting at his desk and both of them are smiling
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    "I had a thing with someone in the office, then found out he had a girlfriend who was pregnant — so I obviously ended things. A few weeks later, she started to work with us! Talk about awkward." Check out the post here.