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1. CEO of Brew-gle.
2. VP of Goldman Snacks.
3. Waitress at TGI Cry-days.
4. CFO of NApple.
5. Lead Analyst at EAT-Trade.
6. Accepted to Leech for America.
7. Supervisor at Bawl-Mart.
8. Private InvINSTAgator.
9. Associate Manager of J.P. Snore-gan.
10. Physical Thera-pissed.
11. Executive Assistant at e-Lay.
12. Bread-ical School Student.
13. President of Avoiding your EXxon-Mobil.
14. Capitol CorresPONGdent.
15. Director of Bank of Hammer-ica.
16. Contestant on Baked and Afraid.
17. Denial Hygienist.
18. ….I have no freaking clue.
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