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30 Inexplicable Photoshops Of Jim Murphy By Scottish Nationalists

Since taking over as the leader of Scottish Labour, Murphy has become the most photoshopped man in politics. Most of the creations are utterly bizarre.

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1. Scottish nationalists don't like the leader of Scottish Labour, Jim Murphy, very much.

Jim 'Expenses' Murphy leader of the Red Tory Gang wanted dead or alive. #VoteSNP #indyref #YesAlliance

Ian Russell@IanIwrussellFollow

Jim 'Expenses' Murphy leader of the Red Tory Gang wanted dead or alive.

#VoteSNP #indyref #YesAlliance

9:18 PM - 16 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. In fact, Murphy, who campaigned against independence, is probably their least favourite person.

New Scottish Labour leader Jim Murphy ( Westmonster M.P) given his very own branch office !!

Hamish Mac Yes@Y0uWH4TFollow

New Scottish Labour leader Jim Murphy ( Westmonster M.P) given his very own branch office !!

10:32 PM - 13 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. But with strong emotion comes artistic inspiration, and Scottish nationalists have spent the past few months since Murphy was elected leader creating things like this.

Jim Murphy as the child catcher from Chitty Bang Bang.

Mac@weecharliesdadFollow

Jim Murphy as the child catcher from Chitty Bang Bang.

7:58 PM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. And this.

BREAKING: Jim Murphy makeover for upcoming campaign. He's on to a winner with new wig

45Storm@The45StormFollow

BREAKING: Jim Murphy makeover for upcoming campaign. He's on to a winner with new wig

2:03 PM - 03 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. All sorts of things, really.

University yearbook photo of student union rep & 9 year mature student #CreepyJim

Caledonia@Caledonia_1Follow

University yearbook photo of student union rep & 9 year mature student #CreepyJim

5:20 PM - 03 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Most of them are quite inexplicable, like this one of Jim Murphy emerging from a dinosaur egg.

Jim Murphy #PoundShopTonyBlair What came first…the dinosaur or the egg-man?

Irene Golden@igolden5Follow

Jim Murphy #PoundShopTonyBlair

What came first…the dinosaur or the egg-man?

5:53 PM - 14 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Or this one of Jim Murphy grasping a big black pudding.

That's a big puddin... #HopeOverFear #creepyjim @The45Storm @theSNP @UtopianFireman keep going Nicola

Stephen@SteggsgStephenFollow

That's a big puddin... #HopeOverFear #creepyjim @The45Storm @theSNP @UtopianFireman keep going Nicola

6:36 PM - 11 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. He's been Ed Miliband's marionette.

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9. A member of Dad's Army.

The troublemaking Jim Murphy, Scottish Labour's very own Private Frazer, is the new leader of Slab's Army. Doooomed!!

declassified scotbot@scotbotFollow

The troublemaking Jim Murphy, Scottish Labour's very own Private Frazer, is the new leader of Slab's Army. Doooomed!!

11:12 AM - 13 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. And a troupe of can-can girls.

@AngrySalmond Scottish Labour are trying to copy SNP policies and failing. Here's Jim Murphy trying #SexySocialism

Niall Wilson@Niall_Wilson_Follow

@AngrySalmond Scottish Labour are trying to copy SNP policies and failing. Here's Jim Murphy trying #SexySocialism

11:21 PM - 26 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Sometimes he's Londo Mollari from Babylon 5.

Jim Murphy has already chosen his outfit for when (IF) he becomes First Minister.

Forty Five Scotland@45ScotFollow

Jim Murphy has already chosen his outfit for when (IF) he becomes First Minister.

3:53 PM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Sometimes he's stalked by the Grim Reaper.

One for the the indecipherable Jim Murphy photo shop collection @JamieRoss7

Ross McCafferty@RossMcCaffFollow

One for the the indecipherable Jim Murphy photo shop collection @JamieRoss7

3:47 PM - 22 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. Other times he's on fire but with a transparent football for a head.

14. Some of the artists take their inspiration from films, such as this one which features Alex Salmond as Iron Man.

15. Or this, inspired by Home Alone 2.

16. The Wizard of Oz.

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17. The Lord of the Rings.

What will #JimMurphy miss most when he errr separates from @UKLabour then?

PulseSundayRockShow@RadioGuyGlasgowFollow

What will #JimMurphy miss most when he errr separates from @UKLabour then?

11:35 PM - 15 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Here, for no reason, is Jim Murphy as a bald robot.

#IndecipherableJimMurphyPhotoshops

19. He's been in The Shining with his deputy, Kezia Dugdale.

Jim Murphy don't trust him as far as you can throw him #sleekit

45Storm@The45StormFollow

Jim Murphy don't trust him as far as you can throw him #sleekit

7:30 PM - 25 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. The pair also appeared in Toy Story.

Couldn't resist a screen grab from Yewchoob's Big Dim Jim. Comedy genius! #creepyjim

William Hamilton@hamilton_wmFollow

Couldn't resist a screen grab from Yewchoob's Big Dim Jim. Comedy genius! #creepyjim

11:55 PM - 10 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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21. Strictly Come Dancing.

#CreepyJim: Kez you dancing? Kez: You asking? Jim: I'm asking! #strictlysomechancers

Caledonia@Caledonia_1Follow

#CreepyJim: Kez you dancing?

Kez: You asking?

Jim: I'm asking! #strictlysomechancers

8:04 AM - 03 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. Wacky Races.

Due to #creepyjim's fortitude they finally Stop the pigeon.. #MurphyWins

John Large@ScotsFox71Follow

Due to #creepyjim's fortitude they finally Stop the pigeon.. #MurphyWins

4:56 PM - 28 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. And here's Jim Murphy as Craig David in Labo Selecta.

#creepyjim and #kez decide Labour needs to go back to old Labour to get the youth vote #laboSelecta

Steve@stevemcghieFollow

#creepyjim and #kez decide Labour needs to go back to old Labour to get the youth vote #laboSelecta

4:15 PM - 25 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Some at least try to make some form of political point, like this one which shows him in bed with David Cameron.

@scottishfirst Maybe a wee bit anti-Muslim group-hugging with Old Henry Jackson? http://t.co/o7Fo0Biztn

christopher donohue@scottishfirstFollow

@scottishfirst Maybe a wee bit anti-Muslim group-hugging with Old Henry Jackson? http://t.co/o7Fo0Biztn

3:23 PM - 27 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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25. Or this one where he's being jetpacked out of Scotland.

@WingsScotland Media bow to pressure from Jim Murphy and let him take credit for everything. #MurphyWins

Niall Wilson@Niall_Wilson_Follow

@WingsScotland Media bow to pressure from Jim Murphy and let him take credit for everything. #MurphyWins

8:18 PM - 28 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

26. Even The Economist got in on the act.

In Jim Murphy, Labour finally has a strong leader in Scotland. But support there has crumbled http://t.co/BzKb9KVUBE

The Economist@EconBizFinFollow

In Jim Murphy, Labour finally has a strong leader in Scotland. But support there has crumbled http://t.co/BzKb9KVUBE

9:36 AM - 02 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. However, most of them are just things like this.

#creepyjim #PoundShopTonyBlair Jim I am a liar Murphy I want to scrap trident but only if every other country does

TheChosenOne@IanBarr67Follow

#creepyjim #PoundShopTonyBlair Jim I am a liar Murphy I want to scrap trident but only if every other country does

9:37 PM - 14 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. Or this.

Jim Murphy, man of action #creepyjim #RIPScottishLabour

patronsaintofcats@patronsaintofcaFollow

Jim Murphy, man of action #creepyjim #RIPScottishLabour

11:24 AM - 13 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. Or vaguely unsettling things like this.

30. But most credit has to go to this, for the special effort of actually drawing Jim Murphy surfing on a nuclear submarine.

Jim Murphy riding a nuclear submarine (suggestion from @kieran_wild)

Jennifer Jones@jennifermjonesFollow

Jim Murphy riding a nuclear submarine (suggestion from @kieran_wild)

8:04 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Jamie Ross is a Scotland reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Edinburgh.

Contact Jamie Ross at jamie.ross@buzzfeed.com.

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