Let’s talk about the most important holiday question absolutely no one is asking.
Where the HECK is The Santa Clause 2 on the 25 Days of Christmas movie lineup?
EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause play multiple times throughout the month of December, but never The Santa Clause 2
If you want to troll me for searching for justice for a Christmas movie sequel, don’t even think about it.
You might as well click off this article and try to have the computer guess your age and height based off your Taco Bell order, because this is a SERIOUS article.
Let’s take a look at the hard, not opinion-based facts…
1. The Santa Clause 2 wildly outscores The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause on Rotten Tomatoes.
Even the audience score is higher for the second installment.
2. The Santa Clause 2 offers an AMAZING Shania Twain-inspired holiday performance by the queen of comedy, Ms. Molly Shannon.
You just don’t get this level of physical and lyrical comedy in every Christmas movie!
3. The Santa Clause 2 has not one, but TWO Tim Allen Santas
And yeah, maybe one is a little creepy and aggressive, but that is an artistic choice that was beautifully made.
4. It has everything a Christmas movie SHOULD have
Santa Clause, Christmas magic, falling in love, Saturday detentions, another more-evil Santa, reindeer eating candy bars to the point of morbid obesity, snow globes, a wedding that saves Christmas, and an unexpected in-credits baby announcement.