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The 25 Days Of Christmas Is Scamming Us All And It's Time We Talk About It

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Let’s talk about the most important holiday question absolutely no one is asking.

Where the HECK is The Santa Clause 2 on the 25 Days of Christmas movie lineup?

EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause play multiple times throughout the month of December, but never The Santa Clause 2

2017 Lineup

LOT OF SANTA CLAUSE. LOT OF ESCAPE CLAUSE. NO SANTA CLAUSE 2.
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LOT OF SANTA CLAUSE. LOT OF ESCAPE CLAUSE. NO SANTA CLAUSE 2.

2016 Lineup

They only played The Santa Clause in 2016.

They only played The Santa Clause in 2016.

2015 Lineup

They literally had a night where they played first first movie then the third. WUT.

They literally had a night where they played first first movie then the third. WUT.

2014 Lineup

My brain is spinning.

My brain is spinning.

If you want to troll me for searching for justice for a Christmas movie sequel, don’t even think about it.

You might as well click off this article and try to have the computer guess your age and height based off your Taco Bell order, because this is a SERIOUS article.

Let’s take a look at the hard, not opinion-based facts…

1. The Santa Clause 2 wildly outscores The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause on Rotten Tomatoes.

Even the audience score is higher for the second installment.

(I’m not saying get rid of The Escape Clause, but ratings/audience preference doesn’t seem like an issue here).

(I’m not saying get rid of The Escape Clause, but ratings/audience preference doesn’t seem like an issue here).

2. The Santa Clause 2 offers an AMAZING Shania Twain-inspired holiday performance by the queen of comedy, Ms. Molly Shannon.

You just don’t get this level of physical and lyrical comedy in every Christmas movie!

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3. The Santa Clause 2 has not one, but TWO Tim Allen Santas

And yeah, maybe one is a little creepy and aggressive, but that is an artistic choice that was beautifully made.

Double the Tim Allen Santas = Double the Christmas spirit.

4. It has everything a Christmas movie SHOULD have

Santa Clause, Christmas magic, falling in love, Saturday detentions, another more-evil Santa, reindeer eating candy bars to the point of morbid obesity, snow globes, a wedding that saves Christmas, and an unexpected in-credits baby announcement.

So my question is this, and it’s very simple. Freeform, HOW DARE YOU?

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