24 Tweets That Show How Beautifully Strange The World Is

    "Why did I make this?"

    1. When a disturbing discovery was made at the park:

    Just found this massive syringe at my local park, right beside where the kids play football. Absolutely disgusting.

    2. When Nicki Minaj took over Helsinki:

    Someone put thousands of Nicki Minaj cardboard cutouts on the Helsinki Cathedral stairs in Finland.

    3. And a giant cardboard Beyoncé terrified commuters:

    Over Easter the wind blew an 8ft cardboard cut-out of Beyoncé onto the side of the Nunhead to Lewisham line.

    4. When a man loved a milk:

    5. When America was shown what's really important:

    i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters

    6. When an 8-year-old put all other face-swaps to shame:

    When your 8 year old brother pulls off the greatest executed face swap you've ever seen 😂

    7. When a last-second diversion was made:

    *swerves onto exit 208* Sorry mom something came up

    8. When a grandmother had her sights set on Tony Bennett:

    I think my grandma is planning on assassinating Tony Bennett.

    9. When family photos went a little overboard:

    Tbt to when my fish that lived for 3 years died and I didn't have a picture with it so I made my mom take one

    10. When things were getting a little too Harry Potter:

    My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter

    11. When true love was found at a wedding:

    often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham

    12. When a beautiful animal was body-shamed:

    i don't mean to body-shame, but this cat looks stupid as hell

    13. When Bush's space programme was questioned:

    how many babies did you send to space, bush. you fucker. how many babies are still up there

    14. When commitment to a pun went next level:

    ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT.

    15. When a cat travelled back in time:

    When your cat goes through a French Revolutionist phase

    16. When nightmares were made:

    17. When a dog mysteriously appeared:

    Just went outside cos I heard a weird noise. There's a dog. In a tree. In my garden.

    18. And when a "dog" enjoyed having its tummy rubbed.

    My dog loves it when I rub his stomach

    19. When expression was denied:

    Kicked out of school because I expressed myself

    20. When texting got deep:

    21. When an alternative use was discovered for Putin:

    Tiny Putin makes a wonderful table centrepiece for any occasion.

    22. When a seal attacked:

    Never ran so hard before in my life💀

    23. When a curious tattoo was spotted:

    why does ryan mason have a tattoo of my when i was 12??????

    24. And when a prom date had no chill:

    i was going through my moms old high school photos and