You know things aren't going to go well when the first map contains more self doubt than states.
So make the most of this map, because this is as good as it gets.
Here the Northeast seems to have developed into a penis. Our apologies go out to Maine.
Whereas this map shows California as home to America's penis.
The only thing we know for certain is that a lot of people had dicks on the mind while drawing their map.
Shoutout to the great state of Disney World.
And the uncharted states of "?".
TV: teaching the world geography since the 1930s.
"I go to America three times a year..." – This liar.
RIP Macklemore, apparently.
Geography fact: the middle is invisible to non-Americans.
If all else fails, just label everything 'Murica.
