Skip To Content

    17 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up British Summer

    "I'd rather it was just autumn now. This pretend summer is pointless."

    1. This very accurate chart of the seasons.

    It goes.. Jan: β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Feb: β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Mar: β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Apr:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ May:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Jun:πŸ”₯β˜€οΈ Jul:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Aug:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Sep:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Oct:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Nov:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ Dec:β˜”οΈπŸŒŠ #britishsummertime πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

    2. These shattered dreams.

    Summer in the UK is a let down I have dreams of running through fields at 1am but can't cos it's raining and ppl are probably dogging there

    3. This accurate weather map.

    Meanwhile the #weather in the #UK... #rain #britishsummertime #britishsummer

    4. When it is actually sunny.

    Are you even British if you don't say 'it's too hot' about 20x a day when it's sunnyπŸ˜‚

    5. No one knows how to complain better than the British.

    I mean this is just too hot. I'm writing to the council about this.

    6. It's just what we do.

    I'm from Britain and I will complain about the weather being too cold or too hot until I die

    7. We just can't make our minds up.

    British mentality: "Where's our Summer? Why's it so cold and rainy?" β˜”οΈ One day of Sun... "It's too hot, I can't cope with this heat" β˜€οΈ

    8. This british quirk.

    i love a good British summer. mum's lighting the fire and i just saw a girl in uggs and a puffy coat.

    9. This all too real problem.

    10. And this problem, too.

    God, imagine even contemplating sex in this weather. If a man came at me with anything other than a Solero, I think I'd cry.

    11. It's just best to avoid any intimacy tbh.

    Cuddling somecunt in this heat is brutal, after 5 mins ye end up stuck together like two moist slices ae Billy Bear ham fresh oot the packet

    12. This sunburn.

    Frickin sunburn has made me look like a frickin drumstick lolly😐

    13. This British response to someone going on holiday.

    Are you even British if you don't say "let me come in your suitcase" when anyone you know is off on holiday

    14. This plea for seasonal honesty.

    I'd rather it was just autumn now. This pretend summer is pointless.

    15. This no fucks given sunbather.

    Perfect spot for a bit of sunning #tapsaff #Glasgow #M8

    16. This negotiation tactic.

    BREAKING NEWS: Europe has decided to withhold the sunshine from Britain as part of ongoing Brexit negotiations #britishsummertime

    17. And this 100% correct translation.

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form