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19 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For Everyone Who Loves Sleep

"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."

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DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*

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Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."

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*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice."

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Never stop pushin’ yourself. People say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9, 10 or 12 hours? Strive for greatness. Merica.

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A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.

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Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes

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All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning

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Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners

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I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning

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if teleportation becomes a real thing i'm just gonna use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get 3 hours of extra sleep every night

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BAND: How’s everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired.

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everyones out doing stuff Im just at home like

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I used to be able to pull all nighters but now I can barely even pull all dayers haha I love sleeping

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