Buzz·Posted on 14 Jan 201624 Times Twitter Went Way, Way, Way Too FarCalm the fuck down, Twitter.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When a poor dog feared for his life. outofline carrot @Adeline_Garrett my mom got pippin this new giraffe toy and he's terrified of it I can't breathe 12:16 PM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When a Teletubby died for our sins. patagucci @PATAGUCCl He died so we could live 03:42 AM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And when a miracle occurred. x @fxckbobby I prayed and asked God to increase my finances and BEHOLD I found a wet floor with no sign in sight #BoutToSlip 08:55 PM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When an alternative use was found for a cat. Ash Warner @AlsBoy Sorry but this has got to be text of the year 03:51 PM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When parenting got a little rough. Gareth Soye @GarethSoye The no smoking with kids in the car law is going well. 05:20 PM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When a bath ran red. Ma☭☭hew @OfTheNegative I love my new bath bomb 😍😍😍 12:06 AM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When this terrible pun was made. Liam Austen @_thewatchtrick 01:16 PM - 27 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When an angry gun-owning adult took out his frustrations on a newspaper. Erick Erickson @EWErickson I shot holes in the NY Times editorial - This is what I think of the New York Times edito... https://t.co/XEJpuV05Kk 06:12 PM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When the world's worst Christmas gift was created. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn My Christmas gift to the internet is these Where's Waldo pictures with Waldo photoshopped out 09:05 PM - 21 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When a cat lived a better life than most humans. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. 08:18 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When Schneider got into disguise. Jeff @j_maziarz SCHNEIDER JUST TRIED TO GET HIS PHONE DISGUISED AS HIS MOM LMAO 07:17 PM - 22 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When someone received the world's worst haircut. ethan e @JetiJig Worst haircut ever @GreatClips never going back there employees who were to busy trying to finish quick and clockout 03:48 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When a really important question was asked about a dog's attire. leon @leyawn 04:29 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When someone uncovered a government conspiracy. Brian Altano @agentbizzle THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS BUT I THINK THEY'RE SECRETLY BUILDING A MARIO LEVEL 03:26 PM - 09 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When a dad made a fatal error. Sarcasm @ComedyPosts when your dad thinks your bath bomb is toilet cleaner 03:00 PM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When unsuspecting train passengers got a reality check. Adam Hess @adamhess1 I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about 02:49 PM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When a grown-ass man made a menu fort. Adam Howell @ahow A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend at Olive Garden & has made a menu fort 12:13 AM - 22 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When flowers were beautiful AF. ♡Handsome Tweet Guy♡ @SortaBad Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for 03:08 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. When a mother was the ultimate troll. Joe @joe_murrayyy ffs mum 10:37 AM - 25 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When someone probably should have had their Photoshop revoked. Matt Ingebretson @mattingebretson So weird – has anyone ever noticed how one of Ryan Seacrest’s arms is slightly longer than the other? 10:07 PM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. When pet grooming went very wrong. Adam @Adamstone341 '@Tesco Yes why on earth has your shampoo turned my dog pink? 08:11 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. When a cruel prank was invented. Jake Lambert @LittleLostLad A fun game to play, is to text a friend asking where they are, then text them as though you're telling someone else. 07:35 PM - 09 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. When a new art exhibition was created. Zac Ashton @zacashtxn I went to an art gallery and put my skateboard on the ground and people thought it was part of the gallery 01:22 AM - 08 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And finally, when someone made a lovely cheesecake. Tom @Tom__Kelly Made a beast cheesecake 09:01 PM - 25 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite And then this happened. Tom @Tom__Kelly Aw I dropped the fucking cheesecake. 09:11 PM - 25 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite RIP, delicious cheesecake.