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19 Things You Should Never Say To People Who Hate Sports

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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1. "Did you catch the game last night?"

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Umm... what game?

2. "So, what team do you support?"

Ah, you know, none really....
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Ah, you know, none really....

3. "What do you mean you don't watch football?!"

There's just better things to do.
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There's just better things to do.

4. "Seriously, how can you not enjoy football?"

Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

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Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

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5. "What about rugby? Do you at least watch that?"

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Nope.

6. "Do you enjoy watching any sport?"

I don't know, does Space Jam count as a sport?
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I don't know, does Space Jam count as a sport?

7. "Who doesn't like sport?!"

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Umm, me I guess.

8. "So, why did you stop watching?"

Next question.
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Next question.

9. "So what the hell do you get up to on weekends?"

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10. "You should try attending a sports event."

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Is that an invitation?

11. "Maybe you just haven't found the right one yet?"

Or maybe I'll just make up my own.
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Or maybe I'll just make up my own.

12. "Did you ever play any sport?"

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No, I grew up in a cave, isolated from society and all of its earthly customs.

13. "Were you not any good at it?"

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14. "So you're not going to watch tonight's game?"

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Take a wild guess.

15. "You watch the World Cup though, right?"

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Please stop talking.

16. "But everyone watches the World Cup!"

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Clearly not.

17. "What about sports video games, you play those at least?"

18. "I'm not sure what else to talk about..."

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Literally anything else.

19. "Umm, how about tennis? "

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I'm done.