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    17 Reasons Coriander Is Just The Goddamn Worst

    It's the sneakiest of herbs.

    1. Let's talk about coriander aka cilantro, the weeds of Satan, lettuce of the damned, green death…

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    2. In recent years the herb has seen a huge spike in popularity, and honestly, I am not OK with this.

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    3. For a start, it only comes in two portions: micro and fuck-ton.

    4. So just when you think you're safe, there it is, hiding in plain sight.

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    Of all the herbs, coriander is by far the sneakiest.

    5. It's always lurking beneath the surface, like a soapy-tasting shark.

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    6. And when it's served in a fuckton portion, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

    7. You're probably going to need a drink to wash out the taste but nope, IT'S IN THERE TOO.

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    Is nowhere safe?!

    8. Not to herb-shame, but it looks ridiculous – it's like some lettuce that's been hit by a truck.

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    9. Want to see some coriander roots? Seriously, LOOK AT THIS:

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    They're like the limbs of a centuries-old witch.

    10. And if this photo doesn't turn your stomach, check that you still have one.

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    11. Not even soup is safe from its destructive force.

    12. "Hey, this food is kind of bland, let's throw in a terrible herb." – Every city chef

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    13. Seriously, having to deconstruct every sandwich should not be a thing.

    14. And lunchtime should not have to be spent digging through a wrap.

    15. Oh and it's totally trying to kill us, too.

    16. Remember, you are not alone in dreaming of a world free from the stuff.

    17. So in closing: