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    23 Of The Most British Things To Happen In The History Of Food

    And people say Britain has no cuisine.

    1. When a Greggs was transformed into a nightclub.

    Look, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure there's a rave on at Greggs in Birmingham city centre. #ministryofgreggs

    2. When this was served up as a school dinner:

    Here talk aboot the school being skint ,Puttin icing on a hot dog roll and calling it a cake Ahahahahahaha

    3. When a dad had to eat THREE Kit Kat Chunky bars.

    4. When David Beckham celebrated his birthday with a caterpillar cake.

    5. When a vote on crisps brought the nation to the brink of collapse.

    genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck…

    6. When Aldi took a new approach to vegetarian food.

    the "vegetarian" section at my local aldi is literally just garlic bread and as a vegetarian i'm very happy and her…

    7. When a fry-up came served as a trifle.

    8. And when fish and chips came in a ferris wheel.

    Fish and chips on a Ferris wheel. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Pic: Gareth Nelson)

    9. When this crime was committed:

    10. And when a whole village was living in fear.

    11. When Iceland started selling chicken tikka in a Yorkshire pudding.

    12. This pun:

    13. When Britain faced a biscuit shortage and drastic action was needed.

    14. When these unappetising pastries were served:

    15. When Sunderland stepped up its game.

    22/02/2017 The day Sunderland peaked.

    16. When the most British thing literally ever happened.

    this is officially the most British thing ever

    17. When Waitrose went full Waitrose.

    Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew

    18. When a dog thought he was too good for some garlic bread.

    Howlin at ma maw, the dugs just turned his nose up @ a wee bit ae garlic bread n she goes 'it's fckn M&S ya wee bastard get tht eaten'

    19. When this bold historical claim was made:

    20. When this guy took things a little too literally.

    When yer pal misinterprets a night on the sauce

    21. When Jess broke her diet.

    22. When this dilemma presented itself:

    23. And when this guy's Wetherspoons birthday got a little out of hand.

    This is Nick, and it’s his birthday. We’re at the Bankers Draft spoons in Sheffield, table 67, be generous and send…

    What cheeky fucker has sent him a non alcoholic becks

    You really think you’re funny don’t you

    Right this has gone off the rails now Who is doing this what do we do with this