1. When a Greggs was transformed into a nightclub.
Look, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure there's a rave on at Greggs in Birmingham city centre. #ministryofgreggs
2. When this was served up as a school dinner:
Here talk aboot the school being skint ,Puttin icing on a hot dog roll and calling it a cake Ahahahahahaha
3. When a dad had to eat THREE Kit Kat Chunky bars.
bit harsh
4. When David Beckham celebrated his birthday with a caterpillar cake.
5. When a vote on crisps brought the nation to the brink of collapse.
genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck… https://t.co/9uT66DAaaJ
6. When Aldi took a new approach to vegetarian food.
the "vegetarian" section at my local aldi is literally just garlic bread and as a vegetarian i'm very happy and her… https://t.co/YvxVY1yJ0E
7. When a fry-up came served as a trifle.
8. And when fish and chips came in a ferris wheel.
Fish and chips on a Ferris wheel. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Pic: Gareth Nelson)
9. When this crime was committed:
10. And when a whole village was living in fear.
11. When Iceland started selling chicken tikka in a Yorkshire pudding.
Your move Waitrose
12. This pun:
13. When Britain faced a biscuit shortage and drastic action was needed.
14. When these unappetising pastries were served:
15. When Sunderland stepped up its game.
22/02/2017 The day Sunderland peaked.
16. When the most British thing literally ever happened.
this is officially the most British thing ever
17. When Waitrose went full Waitrose.
Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew
18. When a dog thought he was too good for some garlic bread.
Howlin at ma maw, the dugs just turned his nose up @ a wee bit ae garlic bread n she goes 'it's fckn M&S ya wee bastard get tht eaten'
19. When this bold historical claim was made:
EVERYTHING USED TO BE A PIE
20. When this guy took things a little too literally.
When yer pal misinterprets a night on the sauce
21. When Jess broke her diet.
22. When this dilemma presented itself:
In Boots. Oh the agony of choice.
23. And when this guy's Wetherspoons birthday got a little out of hand.
This is Nick, and it’s his birthday. We’re at the Bankers Draft spoons in Sheffield, table 67, be generous and send… https://t.co/4rreukxZbB
What cheeky fucker has sent him a non alcoholic becks
You really think you’re funny don’t you
Right this has gone off the rails now Who is doing this what do we do with this