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    34 Of The Most Hilariously British Things To Happen On Twitter

    Featuring Phil Mitchell at an aquarium.

    1. This criticism of the newest banknote.

    2. When Phil Mitchell visited an aquarium.

    Steve McFadden aka Phil Mitchell enjoying the sea life at National Sea Life Centre Birmingham.

    3. This illusion.

    The person on the right is clearly just someone holding up a mask with the Queen's face on it.

    4. When Postman Pat took a dark turn.

    5. This tribute to a fallen legend.

    It's at Christmas time that we think about our loved ones and those that aren't with us anymore, RIP, gone but neve…

    6. When this biscuit tin contained surprising contents.

    Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin?

    7. This unforgivable mistake.

    Still can't stop laughing at the fact someone accepted this as a fiver in work

    8. When Barry had problems at home.

    ANNOUNCEMENT: Unfortunately there won't be live updates of today's match versus Gatwick Athletic as Barry has been kicked out by his wife.

    9. When ITV provided accurate subtitles.

    Amazingly detailed subtitling from ITV to ring in the new year

    10. This person's preference in men.

    I like my tea how I like my men

    11. When a mum went full mum.

    My parents have brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum is "increasingly wary of glass".

    12. When a classic comedy sketch was recreated.

    "I am upper class. I look down on him!" 😂 #bbcnews #PMQs

    13. This summary of ITV2.

    ITV2: We Played The Mummy Returns 3 times this month ITV2 to ITV2: Play it again

    14. When this crime was committed.

    what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this

    15. This perfect description of pigs in blankets.

    Pigs in blankets are basically that mate in the group that never turns up to anything but when they do its the best time

    16. When Jesus was honoured.

    Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity

    17. This map that perfectly captures the border divide.

    The North/South divide is illustrated best by Waitrose

    18. This example of customer service.

    Cba, customer asked to return a camo jacket and I said I couldn't see it and she's reported me 🙂

    19. When someone spotted a flaw.

    20. This proud defense of British culture.

    "British people don't have any culture" Mate who do you think invented shouting "OIIIII FUCK OFFFFF" when an absolute banger comes on?

    21. When Britney's outfit was perfectly summarised.

    why does britney look like it's her first night out for freshers week??

    22. This fair point.

    23. When a mum got extra cheeky at Nando's.

    How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔

    24. This inspiring photo of 21st century politics.

    Corbyn plays the violin as a child dabs behind him. Beautiful

    25. This movie reaction.

    Bridget Jones's Baby. The woman next to me gasped when the test came back positive. Bridget Jones's Baby. This is not a shock.

    26. This "advert" in the Manchester Evening News.

    I didn't know you could get a full page ad on the front of the Evening News these days

    27. When Coronation Street's writers failed.

    28. This appropriate response.

    What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him

    29. When someone drunk texted an airport.

    Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun…

    30. This perfect example of dad humour.

    my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

    31. This journey via Megabus.

    32. This explanation for an Antiques Roadshow screencap.

    When you find out that shite painting in the loft is worth 100k

    33. This throwback to the early days of Rainbow.

    My new favourite thing is how Bungle looked in the first series of Rainbow.

    34. And this 100% accurate description of potato smilies.

    Hate these wee pricks , actual sit on yer plate n laugh at ye cos yer dinner is shite