Skip To Content

    27 Times Britain Out-Cringed The Rest Of The World

    *Wipes away patriotic tear*

    1. When someone was kicked off of jury service.

    one of my pals got called to jury duty and had to be excused because she'd shagged the person on trial πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    2. When a face painter misunderstood the question.

    My cousin wanted to be a cat for halloween but..

    3. When a learner driver really fucked up.

    This learner has absolutely fucked it today

    4. And when this guy failed his driving test.

    Pmsl callums just failed his driving test cause he stopped to ask me if a needed a lift πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    5. When this guy accidentally texted his mum.

    6. When these Women's Institute members greeted a guest speaker in costume.

    7. When autocorrect made a birthday a little less fun.

    My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this

    8. When this guy got caught screenshotting a fake bank balance.

    9. When this visit to the doctor's went awkwardly.

    Wee sister went to the doctors cos her ear was blocked/sore and the doctor went "what ear is it?" N she went "ehh.. 2017" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    10. When someone tried to discreetly shoplift some blinds.

    Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton

    11. And when this clubgoer was caught in the act.

    Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea

    12. When a surprise party was completely ruined.

    Tried to surprise my mum for Mother's Day. put this in the special requirements and they FUCKIN PRINT IT ON THE BOX

    13. When this guy ruined Christmas.

    Came in drunk and saw the oven was on so obviously I turned it off, turns out dad was cooking beef slowly overnight and I ruined Christmas

    14. When a passenger's trip home after a night out took a detour.

    15. When this girl bought the wrong wrapping paper.

    FummmmmingπŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ go to wrap my presents thinking iv brought silver wrapping paper and iv brought fucking cellophane πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

    16. When a nan did her best to help.

    My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans up😭😭😭 I am crying

    17. And when a nan sent this text.

    Not sure how to take that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    18. When this 10/10 pun went ignored.

    The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014

    19. When someone's brother woke up the whole house.

    20. When this customer interaction occurred.

    Cba, customer asked to return a camo jacket and I said I couldn't see it and she's reported me πŸ™‚

    21. When this guy committed the ultimate fuckup by accidentally replying to his boss.

    22. When this medium failed at her job.

    23. When a baby was born weighing Β£3.10.

    24. When a driving instructor took things a little too seriously.

    25. When this response to a pick-up line abruptly ended the conversation.

    26. When someone in the cinema was shocked at a plot development.

    Bridget Jones's Baby. The woman next to me gasped when the test came back positive. Bridget Jones's Baby. This is not a shock.

    27. And when this text exchange happened.

    Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form