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    Posted on May 30, 2018

    Here They Are, 26 Of The Funniest British Tweets From This Month

    "When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go?"

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    A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London

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    Our hotel pool in Vietnam...booking.com VS reality 😂🤣😂 we’ve been done there

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    Thought they were called Andy and Jamie?

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    Spent a long time laughing at this

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    Might fuck off to Australia and work in a water park giving people the nod to go down the slides

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    Aye, aye it bloody well is tempting Debbie

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    Me sister drives a fiat 500 and everytime she passes someone else in one they wave at each other like bus drivers

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    You know what would be great? The BBC should televise someone's wedding every Saturday. "And here's Kerry, arriving at the registry office in her father's mondeo. Unfortunately her sister is unable to attend today due to what Rachel said about our Steve at Julie's christening."

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    Just seconds before chaos.

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    hair: done face: beat feeling: good bog: off

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    Wee guy pointed at my dug and said to his maw "nice doggy" then pointed at me and went "that's his dad." Technically though, as my dug used to stay with my granny and granda and they referred to themselves as his maw and da, the dug is actually my uncle

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    to tell you the truth gwen, i’m: ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Straight 🔘 absolutely twatted

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    Danny Dyer calling his daughter Danni Dyer is the most Danny Dyer thing Danny Dyer has done

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    The version of this meme that's hit closest to home so far.

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    currently living with my boyfriends parents and don't want them to think i'm wasting all my money on parcels so addressing them all under my boyfriends name and when he's not around agreeing with them about how he's wasting all his money on deliveries. sorry hun x

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    Can’t believe Sterling is getting all this stick for getting a tattoo of his big pal Peter on his leg 🤷‍♂️

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    Sooo the builders in my house have just asked if my mum has 3 daughters.... they think 2 of the daughters are actually me with and without make up. Absolutely creased but also very hurt x

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