1. Felt like a boss when you reached year 6 and sat on one of these.
2. And felt like a complete madman by swinging on the back legs of your chair.
3. Tip-ex'd your pencil case with the names of all your favourite bands.
4. Freaked the fuck out when a dog made its way onto the school field.
5. Assaulted someone whenever you saw a yellow car.
6. Caught a glimpse of the staff room and felt like you'd seen Area 51.
7. Tried to learn bubble writing in an attempt to become popular.
8. You would have set your whole family on fire just to get your school on this show.
9. Believed that an eraser could accurately predict the future.
10. Judged how cool people were by where they sat on the bus during school trips.
11. Acted like you were drunk after eating a dozen of these.
12. Bit a hole in the bottom corner of one of these and drunk it upside-down because you were too cool for straws.
13. Spent an inappropriate amount of time choosing a WordArt font.
14. Felt pure ecstasy by letting PVA set on your hands and then peeling it off.
15. Became insanely jealous of that kid in your class who got a brand new pair of Nike 90s.
16. And of the girl who went away on holiday and came back with a henna tattoo.
17. Developed an intense rivalry with the nearest school for NO REAL REASON.
18. Felt like you were conspiring to overthrow the government when you sharpened your pencil by the bins the same time as a friend just to sneak in a conversation on the sly.
19. Identified your jumper based purely on smell.
20. Felt proud after eating a shit-load of cereal in the hope of earning free books for your school.
21. Judged your self-worth on how many of these you owned.
22. Destroyed someone by dropping the brutal line, "I know you are, but what am I?"
