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22 Slightly Strange Things Every Brit Did In Primary School

Choosing a good WordArt font takes time.

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1. Felt like a boss when you reached year 6 and sat on one of these.

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2. And felt like a complete madman by swinging on the back legs of your chair.

Even though you heard the story about the kid who cracked their head open.
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Even though you heard the story about the kid who cracked their head open.

3. Tip-ex'd your pencil case with the names of all your favourite bands.

4. Freaked the fuck out when a dog made its way onto the school field.

At the time it was the craziest thing that could ever happen.
Twitter: @KealyJennifer

At the time it was the craziest thing that could ever happen.

5. Assaulted someone whenever you saw a yellow car.

Rules are rules I guess.
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Rules are rules I guess.

6. Caught a glimpse of the staff room and felt like you'd seen Area 51.

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7. Tried to learn bubble writing in an attempt to become popular.

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8. You would have set your whole family on fire just to get your school on this show.

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9. Believed that an eraser could accurately predict the future.

Even though you didn't ~really~ believe in it, you totally kind of did.
Twitter: @teagzdon

Even though you didn't ~really~ believe in it, you totally kind of did.

10. Judged how cool people were by where they sat on the bus during school trips.

Instagram: @flipfloptimusprime

11. Acted like you were drunk after eating a dozen of these.

12. Bit a hole in the bottom corner of one of these and drunk it upside-down because you were too cool for straws.

13. Spent an inappropriate amount of time choosing a WordArt font.

If your work didn't contain rainbow-coloured font it belonged in the bin.
Twitter: @saymackie

If your work didn't contain rainbow-coloured font it belonged in the bin.

14. Felt pure ecstasy by letting PVA set on your hands and then peeling it off.

Probably what heroin feels like.
Twitter: @eveknill

Probably what heroin feels like.

15. Became insanely jealous of that kid in your class who got a brand new pair of Nike 90s.

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16. And of the girl who went away on holiday and came back with a henna tattoo.

Instagram: @2coatsandimdone

17. Developed an intense rivalry with the nearest school for NO REAL REASON.

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18. Felt like you were conspiring to overthrow the government when you sharpened your pencil by the bins the same time as a friend just to sneak in a conversation on the sly.

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19. Identified your jumper based purely on smell.

20. Felt proud after eating a shit-load of cereal in the hope of earning free books for your school.

21. Judged your self-worth on how many of these you owned.

22. Destroyed someone by dropping the brutal line, "I know you are, but what am I?"

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Wrecked.