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24 Tweets For All The Single People On Valentine's Day

"If you're single on Valentine's Day, you're allowed to have two dinners right?"

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you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too

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Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.

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How I want my valentines to end vs. how it will actually end

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Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day

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Wow, look at the Edible Arrangement I got for Valentine's day. So beautiful

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You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.

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Valentine's Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location

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Will I have a date on Valentine's Day?

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If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?

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me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts

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Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift** *pizza guy **pizza that I paid for

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Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae 💘

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Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance

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Fun Valentine's Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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"What are your plans for Valentine's day?" Me:

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I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now.

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That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine's Day date & you don't...

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less than 1 month until valentine’s day which means less than 1 month until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target

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it's almost valentines day and idk what to get myself yet

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my expectations for valentines vs reality

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2015 Valentines day: Single 2016 Valentines day: Single 2017 Valentines day: Single Consistency is key 👌👌

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