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Updated on Sep 2, 2020. Posted on Feb 23, 2015

30 Reasons You Should Never Visit Wales

Seriously, just don't even.

1. Everyone seems to think that Wales is a beautiful country.

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Lake Vyrnwy, Powys.

2. Which is completely absurd.

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Mt Tryfan, Snowdonia.

3. It's not beautiful at all.

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Gower Peninsula, Swansea.

4. For a start, it's always raining.

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South Stack Lighthouse, Holy Island.

5. Literally all the damn time.

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Pennard Cliffs, Gower.

6. Which of course means no other weather exists.

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Snowdonia, Gwynedd.

7. It's impossible to even see the sky through all the damn rain clouds.

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Bodfordd, Anglesey.

8. Plus the landscape is incredibly dull.

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Brecon Beacons National Park, Powys.

9. It's all just featureless mountains.

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Padarn lake, Gwynedd.

10. Everywhere you look.

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Pen yr Ole Wen.

11. Who seriously wants to see this?

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Llynnau Mymbyr, Capel Curig.

12. There's really no escape.

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Llyn Cwellyn, Snowdonia National Park.

13. Not even underground.

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Dan-Yr-Ogof caves, Powys.

14. Was Tom Jones high when he sang about the green, green grass of home?

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15. And don't get me started on the buildings.

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Tenby Harbour, Pembrokeshire.

16. They're all just so grey.

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Portmeirion, Gwynedd.

17. And uninspired.

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Wales Millennium Centre, Cardiff.

18. Not to mention the fact that everyone lives on a farm.

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Cardiff Bay, Cardiff.

19. Isolated from the world around them.

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Cardiff City, Cardiff.

20. Which of course means loads of traveling on non-scenic routes.

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Menai Bridge, Anglesey.

21. Boring.

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Snowdon Mountain Railway, Gwynedd.

22. There's nothing of any historical interest.

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Caernarfon Castle, Gwynedd.

23. It's as if civilization just emerged overnight.

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Pentre Ifan, Pembrokeshire.

24. There's no wildlife to see, just sheep.

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Rhayader, Powys.

25. Look all the damn sheep. They're everywhere.

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Skomer Island, Pembrokeshire.

26. And then there are the god-awful beaches.

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Three Cliffs Bay, Gower Peninsula.

27. Completely overcrowded and littered with trash.

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Freshwater West, Pembrokeshire.

28. And just plain ugly.

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Monknash, Glamorgan.

29. Seriously, there's no point in ever visiting Wales.

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Brecon Beacons, Powys.

30. You'll only be disappointed.

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Llangollen, Denbighshire.

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