28 Reasons You Should Avoid North Wales

Too many mountains, for a start.

1. Firstly, it's just so bland.

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_Conwy

2. North Wales is basically featureless.

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_{Snowdon summit}

3. It's a barren wasteland.

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_{Oriental Pagoda and Bridge, Portmeirion Gardens}

4. And downright offensive to the eyes.

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_{Pen yr Ole Wen}

5. No wonder no one lives there.

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_{Coedpoeth and Wrexham}

6. Who would want to live somewhere like this?

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_Beddgelert

7. With such ugly scenery right at your doorstep.

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_{Conwy harbour}

8. Then there's the weather.

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Tywyn beach

9. Just constant, unending rain.

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_{Snowdon Mountain Railway}

10. Always so grey and miserable.

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_{The Fairy Glen, Betws-y-Coed}

11. The whole area is just so colourless.

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_Portmeirion

12. Commuting is a nightmare.

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13. There's just no way of getting from point A to B.

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_{Pontcysyllte aqueduct}

14. Not that there's anything worth traveling for.

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_{Llandudno Pier}

15. The region has no history.

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_{Conwy Castle}

16. No culture.

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_{Mostyn Gallery}

17. No identity.

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_{Dinorwic Slate Quarry}

18. It doesn't even have any wildlife.

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_{South Stack}

19. No life to be seen at all.

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_{Great Orme, Llandudno}

20. Don't even mention the food.

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21. There's nowhere you can call into for a quiet drink.

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_{The Golden Fleece Inn, Tremadoc}

22. The area's agricultural history is hugely overstated.

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_{Nant Ffrancon, Snowdonia}

23. And if you think the coast is worth travelling to, sadly you're wrong.

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_{Little Orme from Great Orme}

24. There's nothing there either.

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_{South Stack Lighthouse Anglesey}

25. Then there are the nights.

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_{Menai bridge}

26. Where the skies are lit up with light pollution.

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_{Bodfordd, Anglesey}

27. So it's probably best to completely avoid the area.

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_{Bodnant Gardens}

28. There's nothing worth seeing.

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_Snowdon