17 Jokes About Fruit That Will Make You Laugh, I Swear
Just a bunch of apeeling jokes.
1. Why did the orange stop?
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2. How do you make an apple turnover?
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3. What happens to grapes when you step on them?
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4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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5. Why was the tomato blushing?
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6. Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
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7. Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
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8. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
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9. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
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10. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
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11. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
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12. What fruit is square and green?
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13. What do you call a sad strawberry?
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14. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
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15. What school subject is the fruitiest?
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16. What are twins' favorite fruit?
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17. My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day…
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