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    17 Jokes About Fruit That Will Make You Laugh, I Swear

    Just a bunch of apeeling jokes.

    1. Why did the orange stop?

    2. How do you make an apple turnover?

    3. What happens to grapes when you step on them?

    4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    5. Why was the tomato blushing?

    6. Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

    7. Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

    8. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

    9. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

    10. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?

    11. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?

    12. What fruit is square and green?

    13. What do you call a sad strawberry?

    14. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?

    15. What school subject is the fruitiest?

    16. What are twins' favorite fruit?

    17. My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day…