1.
When you exit a bus and utter those two immortal words:
2.
When any team scores against England during the Six Nations:
3.
Shouting the "gwlad, gwlad!" part of the national anthem because it's the only part you definitely know:
4.
When you move up to high school and have to learn the Lord's Prayer in English:
5.
When someone talks about a person called Dai without following up their first name with a nickname:
6.
When you have to ask "Ga i fynd i'r ty bach os gwelwch yn dda" just so you can take a goddamn piss:
7.
When you're expecting public transport to show up on time:
8.
When you go to Oakwood, put your arms up on Treetops and almost lose a limb:
9.
When you forget that Channel 4 is not Channel 4:
10.
Getting a day off doing school work because of the Eisteddfod:
11.
When someone other than Derek is presenting the weather:
12.
When your favourite band goes on a UK tour but they completely miss out Wales:
13.
When after 10 years of Welsh lessons the only thing you can remember to say is "rydw i’n hoffi coffi":
14.
When the sports coach says "it's only a light drizzle" outside:
15.
The night you first heard stories about the Black Nun:
16.
Answering the register with "yma" even when you're in French lessons:
17.
When you travel abroad and meet someone else Welsh:
