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22 Photos That Prove Britain Is A Fictional Country

What kind of a country would want to fuck bread?

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1. In a real country, rivalries based on tea brands would be ludicrous.

2. No actual country would sell crisps this posh.

3. Or consider chocolate ├ęclairs to be essential.

4. People like this simply don't exist in the real world.

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5. No country would be this shameless with puns.

6. Sitcom plots aren't real, sitcom plots are fiction.

7. In a real county, people would evacuate to dry ground during a flood.

8. A real country probably wouldn't sexualise bread.

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9. This shouldn't be news.

10. And, for different reasons, this definitely shouldn't be.

11. What true nation would abandon mugs?

12. Street names shouldn't be begging for graffiti.

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13. And when graffiti is called for, it shouldn't result in concussions.

14. Talking otters are not something that should exist.

15. Potato/human friendships definitley don't happen in real countries.

16. And this is not a real reason for train delays.

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17. This is not a real problem that happens to real people.

18. Neko Atsume is not real life.

19. Allegations of political corruption shouldn't sound like the plot of a cartoon.

20. This is not a police department that should exist.

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21. The only place animals should be news pundits is Narnia.

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22. And this sign shouldn't be needed. At least not in a real country.

In closing: There's no way possible that Britain is actually a real goddamn country.

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