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Prove You're A Sex Genius By Scoring More Than 69% On This Quiz

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  1. 1. Without using a calculator, how many sperm are in the average male ejaculation?

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    25,000
    250,000
    250,000,000
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that's a whopping 250 million! RIP the scientist who had to count them all.

  2. 2. The average clitoris is the size of what?

    A ripe avacado
    A ripe avacado
    A wishbone
    A wishbone
    An average pea
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    An average pea
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's bigger than you think, as Debby Herbenick, Ph.D, author of The Coregasm Workout, previously told BuzzFeed.

  3. 3. It's illegal to sell sex toys in Alabama. True or false?

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    True
    False
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Alabama's underground dildo market is probably thriving.

  4. 4. Is there actually a correlation between penis size and shoe size?

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    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Thank god, because clowns are already scary enough.

  5. 5. Which of the following is NOT the name of a sex position?

    Afternoon Delight
    Via Windsong
    Afternoon Delight
    Via Windsong
    Stairway to Heaven
    Via Atlantic
    Stairway to Heaven
    Via Atlantic
    All Night Long
    Via Motown
    All Night Long
    Via Motown
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Stairway to heaven and afternoon delight are pretty much exactly what you'd imagine them to be.

  6. 6. On average, how many calories does sex burn for women?

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    69
    121
    246
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    lol. In a study made up of 21 heterosexual couples, energy expenditure was measured using a portable mini SenseWear armband.

  7. 7. How many calories are there in a teaspoon of semen?

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    10
    25
    70
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Semen is essentially The Special K of bodily fluid, so eat all you want.

  8. 8. Eproctophilia is a fetish of what?

    Burping
    Burping
    Farting
    Farting
    Sneezing
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    Sneezing
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  9. 9. Which of these is the prostate gland on a man?

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    A
    B
    C
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A is the old-timey sigmoid colon, and B is the good old trusty pubic bone.

  10. 10. How many sexually transmitted infections are acquired every day worldwide?

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    Under 100,000
    Around 500,000
    Over 1,000,000
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a dangerous world out there.

  11. 11. Which testicle typically hangs lower?

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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    God bless your free-spirited heart, left testicle.

  12. 12. What spot is the "X" marking on this diagram?

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    The vagina
    The cervix
    The uterus
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's right, it's the sneaky cervix.

  13. 13. What's the average length of an erect penis?

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    4.5-5.5 inches
    6-7 inches
    7.5-8.5 inches
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All those men on Tinder are lying.

  14. 14. Which of the following is the name of a real sex act?

    Rusty trombone
    Rusty trombone
    Cloudy tuba
    Cloudy tuba
    Dusty trumpet
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    Dusty trumpet
    Via Thinkstop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's where a man stands with his knees bent and his [REDACTED].

  15. 15. What does the "G" in G-spot stand for?

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    Gyne
    Genital
    Gräfenberg
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Named after the German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg.

Prove You're A Sex Genius By Scoring More Than 69% On This Quiz

Sex newbie

Just because you don't know all the boring facts doesn't mean that you're not knowledgeable when it comes down to action. Still, reading a book or two wouldn't hurt.

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Sex scholar

You're not quite a sex expert yet, but you're on your way. Maybe hit the library and study up on the Kamasutra. Have faith – you'll get there someday.

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Sex genius

Congratulations on scoring more than 69%! You clearly know your sex stuff. Keep on being the sex god or goddess you clearly are.

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CORRECTION

As pointed out by Ali Whittemore in the comments, sex toys can legally be sold in Alabama, but under the pretense of being sold as "novelty items".

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