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Prove You're A Sex Genius By Scoring More Than 69% On This Quiz

Put your sex knowledge to the test.

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  1. 1. Without using a calculator, how many sperm are in the average male ejaculation?

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    25,000
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    Incorrect
    250,000
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    Incorrect
    250,000,000
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that's a whopping 250 million! RIP the scientist who had to count them all.

  2. 2. The average clitoris is the size of what?

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    A ripe avacado
    A ripe avacado
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    A wishbone
    A wishbone
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    Incorrect
    An average pea
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    An average pea
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's bigger than you think, as Debby Herbenick, Ph.D, author of The Coregasm Workout, previously told BuzzFeed.

  3. 3. It's illegal to sell sex toys in Alabama. True or false?

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    True
    Correct
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    False
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Alabama's underground dildo market is probably thriving.

  4. 4. Is there actually a correlation between penis size and shoe size?

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    Yes
    Correct
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    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Thank god, because clowns are already scary enough.

  5. 5. Which of the following is NOT the name of a sex position?

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    Afternoon Delight
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    Afternoon Delight
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    Stairway to Heaven
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    Stairway to Heaven
    Via Atlantic
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    Incorrect
    All Night Long
    Via Motown
    All Night Long
    Via Motown
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Stairway to heaven and afternoon delight are pretty much exactly what you'd imagine them to be.

  6. 6. On average, how many calories does sex burn for women?

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    69
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    121
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    246
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    lol. In a study made up of 21 heterosexual couples, energy expenditure was measured using a portable mini SenseWear armband.

  7. 7. How many calories are there in a teaspoon of semen?

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    10
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    Incorrect
    25
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    Incorrect
    70
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Semen is essentially The Special K of bodily fluid, so eat all you want.

  8. 8. Eproctophilia is a fetish of what?

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    Burping
    Burping
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    Farting
    Farting
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    Sneezing
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    Sneezing
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  9. 9. Which of these is the prostate gland on a man?

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    A
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    Incorrect
    B
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    C
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A is the old-timey sigmoid colon, and B is the good old trusty pubic bone.

  10. 10. How many sexually transmitted infections are acquired every day worldwide?

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    Under 100,000
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Around 500,000
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    Incorrect
    Over 1,000,000
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a dangerous world out there.

  11. 11. Which testicle typically hangs lower?

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    Correct
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    Wrong!

    God bless your free-spirited heart, left testicle.

  12. 12. What spot is the "X" marking on this diagram?

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    The vagina
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    Incorrect
    The cervix
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    Incorrect
    The uterus
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's right, it's the sneaky cervix.

  13. 13. What's the average length of an erect penis?

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    4.5-5.5 inches
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    6-7 inches
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    7.5-8.5 inches
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All those men on Tinder are lying.

  14. 14. Which of the following is the name of a real sex act?

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    Rusty trombone
    Rusty trombone
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    Cloudy tuba
    Cloudy tuba
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    Incorrect
    Dusty trumpet
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    Dusty trumpet
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    Wrong!

    It's where a man stands with his knees bent and his [REDACTED].

  15. 15. What does the "G" in G-spot stand for?

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    Gyne
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    Incorrect
    Genital
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    Incorrect
    Gräfenberg
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Named after the German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg.

CORRECTION

As pointed out by Ali Whittemore in the comments, sex toys can legally be sold in Alabama, but under the pretense of being sold as "novelty items".

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