1. Knowing whether or not it's appropriate weather to get your knees out.
You decide to get your legs out and you'll be the only one. You choose to wait it out and everyone else will be in shorts or skirts, silently mocking you. Life.
2. Embarrassing sweat stains.
Spray all the antiperspirant you want, sometimes there's just no escape.
3. Opening a window on public transport.
It's probably easier to crack open an atom with a hammer made from cheese.
4. Your weather small talk not being up to game.
Them: Nice weather.
Me: You too.
5. So you normally just end up going along with how the majority feel, even though you may disagree.
"I agree. This weather is so lovely."
6. Having to dress differently from how you feel most comfortable.
Goodbye comfortable sweatshirts and stylish looking coats. Hello plain, boring tops.
7. Walking through a park where people are playing with balls, because you just know they're going to get dangerously close to you.
#BanAllSports
8. The pressure of not messing up while drinking water on public transport.
For some reason there's always at least one person watching intently, just waiting for you to f*ck up.
9. When the humidity gets to your hair and decides to have a little fun.
My hair was perfect when I left the hose this morning. Honest.
10. Feeling like you have to make the most of the weather.
Feel like staying inside and chilling with Netflix? Bad luck, because the sun's out and you HAVE to enjoy it. It's the law or something.
11. Having to drink outside, where it's so damn crowded.
There's nothing like a nice cold pint with a side order of stranger's elbow poking into your ribs.
12. Being concerned that you're the source of that stench of B.O.
*stealthily smells armpits*
13. The awful noise flip-flops make when you decide to wear them.
There's a reason they're called flip-flops.
14. Being assaulted by an insect and overreacting a little.
Science fact: Wasps are dicks.
15. Sitting on a leather surface and having to peel yourself off.
It's not summer until your legs stick to your leather seats
Leather + bare thighs = NO
16. The dreaded uneven tan.
The more you try to fix it, the worse it gets.
17. Sitting or leaning against an object and leaving a sweat stain behind.
There's better ways of leaving a lasting impression.
