1. Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?
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2. What is blue and smells like red paint?
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3. They're finally making a film about clocks…
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4. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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5. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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6. I used to be afraid of hurdles…
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7. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese…
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8. I don't trust stairs…
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9. What kind of rooms have no walls?
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10. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
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11. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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12. Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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13. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language…
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14. A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
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15. What do sea monsters eat?
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16. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books…
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17. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward…
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18. How does NASA organize a party?
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19. I lost my mood ring…
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20. What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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21. I don't trust atoms…
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22. Did you hear the joke about the hight wall?
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23. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
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24. Why can't dinosaurs clap?
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