Buzz·Posted on 16 Jan 201719 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For TeachersHomework: The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Role-playing. Jon @ArfMeasures WIFE: Let's role-play ME: OK W: U be a teacher *I get up & leave* W: Where u going? M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do? 05:43 PM - 28 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Revenge. 3. The secret test. beer bitch @3_livi Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is. 06:03 PM - 17 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The face. 5. Those immortal words. rudy mustang @roostermustache [on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU 01:05 AM - 16 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hometime. It's Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic 12:16 AM - 06 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The perception of a teacher. 8. When parents overreact. Mme Mumsie @MUMSIEesq [Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?! 11:15 AM - 16 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Questions. Sage Boggs @sageboggs teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong 03:04 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Control. 11. Parents' evening. Kevin is that bag @Douchekevin A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools. 01:56 PM - 12 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Thirsty. 13. After hours. Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face. 01:41 AM - 27 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When that one kid finally starts working. 15. Perks of the job. bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 Just yelled "F, YOU GUYS!" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher... 08:29 PM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Student performance. 17. Staff room talk. 18. Where students can put their complaints. 19. Being drunk. Ben @0point5twins STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks. 10:50 AM - 04 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite