21 Larry David Lines From "Curb Your Enthusiasm" That Will Still Make You Laugh
"I didn't want to do a stop and chat."
1. When he ordered some coffee.
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2. When the customer wasn't always right.
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3. When he wasn't in the mood for small talk.
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4. And when he tried to take small talk to the next stage.
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5. When he wanted a lie.
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6. When he justified his actions.
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7. When he summed up the kind of person who'd wear sunglasses indoors.
8. When he perfectly summed up dating.
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9. When he explained why he holds onto his glass at parties.
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10. When he defined a miracle.
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11. When he noticed a fatal character flaw.
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12. When he explained one of his pet peeves.
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13. And when he wasn't joking.
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14. When he wasn't in a smiling mood.
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15. When he showed his artistic side.
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16. When he fucked up an apology.
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17. When he was completely turned off.
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18. When he had good intentions.
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19. When he made plans.
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20. When he ate the baby Jesus.
21. And when he was pretty…pretty…pretty…good.
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