Buzz·Posted on 24 Jul 2017Just 23 Tweets That Are Way, Way, Way Too Relatable"Every voicemail I leave sounds like English is my second language."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jomny sun @jonnysun [normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts 03:50 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Qveen Fulton @highasfuckk_ Why did my momma make me think it was illegal to turn a light on in a car while you were driving throughout my whole childhood 02:32 AM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues 1. Type password. 2. See PASSWORD INCORRECT 3. Type exact same thing but harder and louder. 03:27 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later 12:38 AM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matthew 🌹 Slusser @mattslusser You're never too old to say "horses" when you drive past some horses 04:30 PM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Manny festo @MythManny Have u ever tried to rush outa bed go toilet quickly and rush back to bed before u lose any 'tired' 😂😂😓 06:35 AM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ari Scott @ariscott [discovers something online] Wow, amazing!!! [two minutes later, seeing someone else discover same thing] yeah, no shit 12:05 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. b.b @Benoo_Brown When you're waiting on a takeaway delivery you can hear every car door shutting in a 5 mile radius 02:12 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Erica @SCbchbum Every voicemail I leave sounds like English is my second language. 05:52 PM - 02 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jon @jon_niblett Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays 02:40 PM - 06 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. so sad today @sosadtoday i only ask people to hang out when i know they already have plans 04:54 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore *drinks 1 bottle of water* man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow 07:13 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Varis @kinggvaris that sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside... that's the sound of somebody else problem 04:29 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. NoUCantBangMe🇺🇸 @MelissaJoy33 Who the fuck is this asshole? Me- every time someone drives down my street. 04:37 PM - 13 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Damien Fahey @DamienFahey I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know. 11:24 PM - 15 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lanyard 👩🏻🚀 @lanyardigan You think you're pretty okay at doing stuff, and then you try to plug something into an outlet you're not looking directly at. 02:03 PM - 02 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. kaiti!!! @kaitilopez Actual photo of me connecting specific childhood memories as the source of personal toxic behaviors/mindsets as an… https://t.co/W2mdSAxZ4P 06:56 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Colten Harris @HarrisColten If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for 2 meals instead of 3 05:41 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 💤ack @Mr_Kapowski My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me 11:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ryan @_yeatez Me sober: no politics tonight. Nobody changes their mindset anyway ya know? Me after 6 beers: hey Andrew why do you fuckin hate poor peoeple 01:16 AM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it's the next guys turn in line 08:00 AM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person 07:16 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. no @tbhjuststop *video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know 12:47 AM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite