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27 Picture-Perfect Tweets Guaranteed To Make Brits Laugh

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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?

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She looked in the mirror and said "I look FAB today"

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I've just had a great idea for a children's book.

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Cat just chilling in Brockley Sainsbury's. Security tried to remove him. He sauntered straight back in.

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*spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista directly in the eye*

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I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

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ed miliband: "any questions?" guy at the back: "SHOW US WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE USING A HUGE TOOTHBRUSH"

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My new favourite thing is how Bungle looked in the first series of Rainbow.

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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

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I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about

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Finally. Somewhere to barbecue my Princess Leia effigy.

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If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps.

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Am fucking sick eh being treated like a mug

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Fuck watching the massive Champions League game. Let's have a look at some dogs.

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When your humous says something funny and you just think

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A fun game to play, is to text a friend asking where they are, then text them as though you're telling someone else.

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Remember when Prince Charles married the bully from Karate Kid? Ah memories.

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This trolley appears to be moving all by itself.

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Craig David's new material is increasingly dark

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It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names.

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Fell asleep in the taxi and none woke me up. Now I'm back at the taxi man's house in Stretford watching take me out

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George: What's this? Nurse: Ultrasound machine George: Sounds cool Nurse: It's for looking at babies George: Sell it

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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