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Does anyone else actually have nightmares about unbranded rogue corner shop sarnies like this?? Who made it?? Who B… https://t.co/OCniOH0J7k
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Told mum I want a chicken burger for tea An she goes 'on a bun?' No Julie between 2 fkin adidas gazelles yes on a bun
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I found the tunnel to heaven guys
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I love how the British holiday is based on the price of a pint??? Yeah had a great time it was only two euro's a pint
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I asked for popcorn chicken at a restaurant in Spain and this is what I got !!
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🐸🐸🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 👇🏽 🐸 🐸👇🏽 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 👢 👢 Howdy. I'm the sheriff of Freddos. Reduce the price.
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when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out..
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funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever
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12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli
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I pay entry in clubs to stand on the dance floor and think about what I'm getting from maccies on the way home
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🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 he meant croissants am PISHING
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genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck… https://t.co/9uT66DAaaJ
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Never understood people that will pay £3.19 for 9 chicken nuggets when for 80p more you can have TWENTY
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In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you £2.50 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you £3.00. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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tory lunchables mate
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Feel like pure shite i just want her back x
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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that
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Long time to be out for dinner
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the "vegetarian" section at my local aldi is literally just garlic bread and as a vegetarian i'm very happy and her… https://t.co/YvxVY1yJ0E
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Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fuckin waiter minute
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Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like
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I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone