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24 Times Britain Had The Funniest Tweets About Food

"I pay entry in clubs to stand on the dance floor and think about what I'm getting from Maccies on the way home."

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Does anyone else actually have nightmares about unbranded rogue corner shop sarnies like this?? Who made it?? Who B… https://t.co/OCniOH0J7k

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Told mum I want a chicken burger for tea An she goes 'on a bun?' No Julie between 2 fkin adidas gazelles yes on a bun

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I love how the British holiday is based on the price of a pint??? Yeah had a great time it was only two euro's a pint

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I asked for popcorn chicken at a restaurant in Spain and this is what I got !!

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β € β € β € 🀠 γ€€ 🐸🐸🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 πŸ‘‡πŸ½ 🐸 πŸΈπŸ‘‡πŸ½ γ€€ 🐸 🐸 γ€€ 🐸 🐸 γ€€ πŸ‘’ πŸ‘’ Howdy. I'm the sheriff of Freddos. Reduce the price.

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when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out..

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funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever

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12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli

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I pay entry in clubs to stand on the dance floor and think about what I'm getting from maccies on the way home

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πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ he meant croissants am PISHING

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genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck… https://t.co/9uT66DAaaJ

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Never understood people that will pay Β£3.19 for 9 chicken nuggets when for 80p more you can have TWENTY

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In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you Β£2.50 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you Β£3.00. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Feel like pure shite i just want her back x

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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

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the "vegetarian" section at my local aldi is literally just garlic bread and as a vegetarian i'm very happy and her… https://t.co/YvxVY1yJ0E

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Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fuckin waiter minute

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Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like

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I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone