1. Because they can get really, really protective of their property.
2. Because they can be unapologetically savage.
Who the fuck designed this? Aquafresh?!
3. Because they don't give a fuck about basic traffic laws.
Welcome to Blackpool, where the locals drive dodgems down the street
4. Because their pubs resemble something out of a gritty crime movie.
This barred list from the Half Moon pub in Herne Hill is incredible, it's like a Guy Ritchie casting call
5. Because they are fiercely loyal to their national treasures.
6. Because they put up with shit like this.
7. Because they have the most creative insults.
The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.
8. Because they have the most innovative solutions to problems.
9. Because they'll do anything to make a quick buck.
@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back
10. Because they don't even need a real reason to come for you.
11. Because even the wildlife is intense.
12. Because they can be incredibly patient in their attempts to piss someone off.
Noel is literally my favorite person
13. Because they have no problem letting you know when you've fucked up.
this review someone left on just eat 😂😂😭😭
14. Because they give no one special treatment.
15. Because their customer service is...unique.
That's me told😕 hahahaha fuckinell
16. And British school kids are equally savage.
A wonder why a was shite at school and then a mind that these type eh things happened
17. Because they will literally try to poison their friends.
18. Because even their nuns like a good punch-up.
19. And British grans are hardened criminals too.
20. Because even new mums are fierce as fuck.
21. And, most importantly, because Brits put guns in their bums.
