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    17 British Tweets From This Month That Are Just Really Fucking Funny

    "Don't get why lads wear football shirts to watch football on telly. I don’t dress up as Norris Cole to watch Corrie."


    Jesus Christ size on the bees this year, went to go in my shed just now and there was a bee stood in the way built like a citreon picasso asking me for id



    the dirtiness of UK festivals is what makes them beautiful cos there's no better feeling than waking up and sitting on a half broken chair at a campsite drinking a warm cider whilst your mate emerges from their tent looking like a sack of shite



    Dont get why lads wear football shirts to watch football on telly, I don’t dress up as Norris Cole to watch corrie


    I literally can’t deal with my aunties anymore. This is entrapment.


    Just saw a lad driving a corsa with his top off, wearing a pair of Ray Berry’s and blasting out Dua Lipa. Summer in Britain has officially begun



    So Mum bought a £40 toilet seat from ikea, gets home and starts freaking out because it’s bright blue and she’s chucked away the receipt.. after about 30 mins of accepting it she’s finally got her head around the idea of having a blue toilet, until I come and read the label 🙄


    Just realised Love Island and the World Cup are on at the same time this year, Fiat 500 twitter vs football twitter, MagicalMesut and SophiexClarkex going to war on the timeline every night



    There’s definitely a strong positive correlation between, how much a girl likes horses & how long they wear their Sixth Form leavers hoodie after year 13



    When I first started at my work I got asked to work a Saturday so I said I couldn’t because it’s the only day I see my son. it’s 5 years on and my imaginary son (James) is almost in primary 2, top of his class, loves football. They grow up so quick when their not real don’t they?



    International students at breakfast


    *hiding from serial killer* me: omdz I'm gna get killed if he finds me killer: autoglass repair me: autoglass replace

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