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21 Life Lessons You Actually Learned In Secondary School

Swinging on a chair = certain death.

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1. The life-threatening danger of swinging on the back legs of a chair.

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Every school had its version of the story where a former pupil swung too far back on their chair, fell, and cracked their head open.

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5. That if you lose your jumper, you can find it again by smell.

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If you misplaced your jumper among an identical pile of others, this was the only way you'd be able to recognise yours from the bunch.

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13. That crocodile clips can be attached to anything, ESPECIALLY unsuspecting people's clothing.

Putting crocodile clips on people without them noticing

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18. That there's nothing cooler than knowing someone older than you.

When you were in year 7 and you knew a year 11

If you knew someone in a year above during secondary school, you were the shit.

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19. That technology is the natural enemy of the teacher.

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When Smart Boards first started replacing overhead projects, at least a quarter of lessons were spent watching the teacher try to figure out how to use the damn things.

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