1.When someone sits next to you on public transport, blocking you in when you need to get off before them.
2.When you arrive late to a social gathering and people are already talking in groups.
3.When ordering food somewhere new and you have no idea what regular procedure is.
4.When you receive a phone call from an unknown number.
5.And they leave a goddamn voicemail.
6.When you're stuck sharing an elevator with someone you vaguely know.
7.When you speak for the first time in a while and your voice comes out all broken.
8.When someone compliments you.
9.When you go in for a hug with someone when they weren't expecting it.
10.When someone important enters the room and you try your best to act casual.
11.When you're the first amongst your friends to arrive somewhere.
12.When you reply to someone you think is talking to you, but they're actually talking to someone else.
13.When someone's walking at that awkward distance where you don't know whether you should hold the door open for them or not.
14.When someone gets something wrong and your opportunity to comfortably correct them has past.
15.When you're listening to music in a quiet environment, so you have to frequently pull out your earphones to check that no one else can here your music.
16.When you see someone you know but you aren't sure if they've seen you.
17.Every time you have to have your photo taken.
18.When you're stuck between two people having a disagreement.
19.And finally, when you remember any of these having happened to you.
