back to top

24 Of The Funniest Things To Happen On British Public Transport

Our trains are never on time, but at least they're entertaining.

Posted on

1. When a dane took a train.

2. When this commuter was turned into a cartoon character.

It's wrong to post pictures of people eating on trains but LOOK AT THIS GUY.

3. When this guy had a rude awakening.

4. When this girl lost her pizza.

5. When a photographer captured this beautiful image.

Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

6. When this guy took his rabbits on a Manchester bus.

7. When a bus was renamed.

8. When Gregor went away in a huff.

Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah

9. When a video game character took the tube.

If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest.

10. When this perfect pun materialised.

11. When Harry and Hagrid took the N19 to Hogwarts.

12. When a commuter took this call.

This woman on my train looked thrilled to be taking this call.

13. When this observation was made.

The seat behind looks like it's taking the seat in front hostage

14. When a station celebrated the anniversary of Back to the Future.

15. When the Nunhead to Lewisham line was blessed with a visitor.

Over Easter the wind blew an 8ft cardboard cut-out of Beyoncé onto the side of the Nunhead to Lewisham line.

16. When a joke needed that extra bit of explanation.

Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets

17. When Virgin trains issued these warnings on their toilet seats.

18. When there was reason to celebrate.

19. When someone protested the Brexit vote through their Wi-Fi name.

Clearly the #Marmite struggle is real for someone riding my train this morning! #Brexit #Marmitegate

20. When someone tied their bicycle to the barrier of a level crossing.

21. When this sign wasn't made clear enough.

Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe

22. When this guy left messages for his fellow commuters.

I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about

23. And when a man tried to board a train with a pony.