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    21 WTF Crimes That Could Only Ever Happen In Britain

    Drunken ducks, a biscuit heist, and a joyriding dog.

    1. When these guys took fancy dress to the extreme.

    2. When someone drank too much Lambrini and commandeered a merchant vessel.

    3. When a criminal turned himself in because he couldn't go another moment without Greggs.

    4. When a love triangle rocked the zookeeper community.

    5. When a man recklessly discarded his scotch egg wrapper.

    6. When an aroused cyclist sparked a manhunt.

    7. When Britain's version of the wet bandits left an apology note.

    8. When the heist of the century took place.

    9. When this alibi was offered during the Hatton Garden jewellery heist trial.

    10. When a Welsh teenager took a farm animal to Nando's.

    11. When an actual top hat theft took place.

    12. When a very British drive-by shook suburbia.

    13. When a sheepdog took a tractor for a joyride.

    14. When a driver multitasked during her morning commute.

    15. When a duck went on a laddish night out.

    16. And when a thief took their calcium intake very, very seriously.

    17. When a couple had the audacity to leave a negative Trip Advisor review.

    18. When a drug dealer kept a side business.

    19. When a man got super angry at an inflatable duck.

    20. When a lonely diner tried to gain a free meal on Valentine's Day.

    21. And finally, when a man had a night out for the ages.