Food·Posted on Jan 18, 201722 Childhood Snacks That Were Kind Of Weird When You Think About ItThere's no dignified way of eating a Frube.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Frubes Twitter: @MlurbleMoo There's no dignified way of eating a Frube while making eye contact with another human being. 2. Hubba Bubba Bubble Jug ohnuts.com It was bubble gum, but in powder form? So many questions remain. 3. Turkey Twizzlers Twitter: @trackerj4cker As an adult you're actually kind of concerned about what constitutes as "turkey". 4. Polo Super Mint uk.pinterest.com Real life is not a Bugs Bunny cartoon. 5. Billy Bear Ham redditpics.com Its smile is strangely haunting. 6. Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape blogger.com Another snack in the popular '00s genre of Inconvenient Ways To Eat Bubble Gum. 7. Heinz Green Ketchup imgur.com Red sauce is exotic enough for you now. 8. Those mint sheets that dissolve in your mouth peppermintnews.wordpress.com As a breath mint alternative, sure, but snacking on them as if they were candy is a little concerning. 9. Onken Frufoo tumblr.com A yoghurt would come bottom on the list of things you'd want to find a toy in the middle of. 10. Baby Bottle Pops shareasale.com You're no longer a baby, you're now a fully-formed human. 11. Pom-Bear Twitter: @BagelmanBTN What was it with bear-shaped food? 12. Fizz Wiz retrosweets.co.uk Rumour had it that if you drank Coke at the same time as eating this, your stomach would explode – and you knew it was true because it happened to a friend's cousin. 13. Transform-A-Snack cinemasnacks.co.uk You no longer have time to construct your own crisp vehicles. 14. Triple Power Push Pops kittieboy.tumblr.com Three separate lollies is just downright excessive. 15. Penguin Flipper Dippers Twitter: @LFPackaging They don't even have a joke on them. 16. Lunchables Twitter: @NatashaNicola90 Crack open a pack of Lunchables in the office break room and you're guaranteed to get funny looks. 17. Fruit Winders chocolatebuttons.co.uk I'm reasonably certain that these don't count as one of your five-a-day. 18. Squeezits Facebook: Squeeze What even were these, because they sure as hell weren't juice? 19. Kwenchy Kups Twitter: @mhairikay You'd look especially ridiculous if you drunk it in the classic way of biting a hole in the bottom corner. 20. Ring Pops Facebook: ringpop Practical? Yes. Professional? No. 21. Candy necklaces Flickr: apium / Creative Commons Edible jewelry peaked in the '90s and has yet to stage a comeback. 22. Calippo Shots fikamed.wordpress.com They're not as badass as they used to be.