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21 British Food Facts That Are Totally And Undeniably True

Is it really your birthday if there's no Colin the Caterpillar cake?

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1. Weetabix is the only cereal that should ever come in landscape.

fuck off only Weetabix is allowed to be in landscape

2. It's not a real birthday party if there's no Colin the Caterpillar cake.

5. Biscuit tins will never contain biscuits at your nan's house.

Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin?

7. There's a definitive hierarchy of selection tin chocolates.

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about


11. It's impossible to find a toilet in a Wetherspoons.

Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like


13. Any meal becomes fancy when it's dished up on a plate.

I'm literally having KFC why my mum arranged it like she Gordon Ramsay

15. Every home must have a Sports Direct mug.

This free mug has outlasted the original product I bought and will probably outlive Sports Direct as a company.


21. And finally, there's no classier dessert than a Viennetta.