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21 British Food Facts That Are Totally And Undeniably True

Is it really your birthday if there's no Colin the Caterpillar cake?

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1. Weetabix is the only cereal that should ever come in landscape.

fuck off only Weetabix is allowed to be in landscape

2. It's not a real birthday party if there's no Colin the Caterpillar cake.

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5. Biscuit tins will never contain biscuits at your nan's house.

Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin?

7. There's a definitive hierarchy of selection tin chocolates.

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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11. It's impossible to find a toilet in a Wetherspoons.

Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like

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13. Any meal becomes fancy when it's dished up on a plate.

I'm literally having KFC why my mum arranged it like she Gordon Ramsay

15. Every home must have a Sports Direct mug.

This free mug has outlasted the original product I bought and will probably outlive Sports Direct as a company.

21. And finally, there's no classier dessert than a Viennetta.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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