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24 British Drunk Foods That Will Confuse The Rest Of The World

No one does carbs better.

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1. A gloriously greasy doner kebab.

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The gold standard of British drunk food.

2. Chips topped with a questionable curry sauce.

It's not any type of curry you'd eat alongside rice, but it's the perfect topping for chips.
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It's not any type of curry you'd eat alongside rice, but it's the perfect topping for chips.

3. And chips drowned in gravy.

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The soggier, the better.

4. Chicken from a fried chicken shop.

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Best served with a can of Rio, or maybe even a Rubicon if you're feeling really fancy.

5. A cheeky Pot Noodle.

Relatively safe to make while you're completely and utterly pissed.
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Relatively safe to make while you're completely and utterly pissed.

6. Pizza from a dodgy shop.

Not a pizza from some American company or a nice authentic pizza place, but one from a standard high street kebab shop.
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Not a pizza from some American company or a nice authentic pizza place, but one from a standard high street kebab shop.

7. And pizza topped with kebab meat.

It's the best of both worlds.
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It's the best of both worlds.

8. A nice, simple chip butty.

A bit of carb on carb action. Let's not even get into the naming controversy.
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A bit of carb on carb action. Let's not even get into the naming controversy.

9. A burger from a van.

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There's just something about a burger van burger that makes it stand head and shoulders above all other burgers.

10. And a microwaveable one.

The only time it should be acceptable to eat a Rustlers burger is when you're too drunk to make a coherent order at the kebab shop.
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The only time it should be acceptable to eat a Rustlers burger is when you're too drunk to make a coherent order at the kebab shop.

11. Cheese melted on toast using a microwave.

You feel like a culinary genius after drunkenly making it without incident.
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You feel like a culinary genius after drunkenly making it without incident.

12. The Scottish munchie box.

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Just a giant orgy of takeaway food.

13. Deep fried Mars bar.

On the surface this one sounds like it shouldn't work at all, but somehow the warm melted chocolate creates a taste sensation that's actually pretty damn good.
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On the surface this one sounds like it shouldn't work at all, but somehow the warm melted chocolate creates a taste sensation that's actually pretty damn good.

14. A bowl or two of cereal.

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Worse case scenario while making this one is that you leave the milk out of the fridge overnight.

15. Cheesy chips.

Cheese and chips, what's not to love?
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Cheese and chips, what's not to love?

16. Chips with cheese and gravy.

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Obscene.

17. Jumbo sausage.

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A regular-sized sausage just won't do when you're drunk.

18. Jumbo sausage in batter.

If in doubt, just add batter.
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If in doubt, just add batter.

19. Mccain microwave chips.

Surprisingly they are still available.
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Surprisingly they are still available.

20. Parmo.

A regional dish from the North East, Parmo, it's essentially just chicken in breadcrumbs topped with Parmesan sauce and a healthy dose of cheese.
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A regional dish from the North East, Parmo, it's essentially just chicken in breadcrumbs topped with Parmesan sauce and a healthy dose of cheese.

21. Steak bakes for those lucky enough to live somewhere with a late night Greggs.

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Yes, these do exist and we honestly need more of them.

22. Pie from a chip shop.

Nothing compares to piping-hot Pukka.
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Nothing compares to piping-hot Pukka.

23. Doner meat and chips served in a pitta.

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There's no need for salad – it only takes up space that could be occupied by more meat.

24. Just a plain block of cheese.

So wrong, yet so, so right.
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So wrong, yet so, so right.