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12 Things TV Gets Wrong About Real-Life Britain

Less Pimm’s at a party, more pints in a backyard.

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1. On TV, British men always appear handsome and charming.

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In reality, most British men are a little less classy.

2. On TV, the British countryside is displayed as a place of pure, undisturbed beauty.

In reality it can be a little shit.

3. On British TV, villages are essentially the crime hub of Britain.

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In reality they're a little less exciting.

4. On TV, British summers are presented as a time to enjoy Pimm's during a garden party.

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In reality you're lucky to get enough sun for a quick pint in your own backyard.

5. On British TV, everyone joins together as a community and enjoys a pint in their local pub.

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In reality British people are just as likely to drink anywhere.

6. On TV, people working in law enforcement are always super smart.

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In reality they can sometimes have off days.

7. On TV, everyone in Britain is smartly dressed.

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In reality things aren't quite as glamorous.

8. On TV, everyone in Britain enjoys a nice Sunday roast every week.

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In reality a lot of people just can't be arsed to cook on a weekend.

9. On TV, every British person appears witty.

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In reality we're not all geniuses.

10. On TV, Britain is often portrayed as a land of romance.

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In reality public displays of love are a little less PG.

11. On TV, everyone who lives in a British city lives in a nice flat.

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In reality most people living in the city are lucky to afford anything.

12. On TV, British criminals are always menacing.

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In reality British criminals do things like this: